Alright: What will be the reason for Palin to skip the VP debate?

[knowledgeispwr]

Clearly the McCain campaign doesn't want her exposed at all. They have Giuliani hitting the media tonight for their spin instead of Palin.

I'm betting on a "family crisis."

What do yall think?

[Bobbieo]

1. For her, a family crisis is reasonable!!!

[sandyd921]

2. She's got another bun in the oven

and has to go for a prenatal appointment.

[Marsala]

3. Because she's been dumped for Romney

McCain campaign will be DESPERATE. Their petty stunts this week backfired and McCain lost the most crucial debate. Now they will face an entire week with the media slavering over Palin's coming humiliation.

McCain is a gambler. He may take the biggest gamble of all.

[rateyes]

4. Bristol having a "miscarriage."

Of course, I shouldn't type that, because it will give them ideas. But, if it happens, you heard it here first.

[yardwork]

20. I've been expecting that anyway, since I think Bristol already gave birth, to Trig.

[dougkeenan]

5. The anti-witchcraft touch will be wearing off ...

... so she won't take the chance of being cari-, cari-, mocked.

[Flying Dream Blues]

6. Laryngitis, Charlie? Or rushing home to Alaska to keep an eye on Putin's rearing head. nt

[ShadowLiberal]

7. Because there's a crisis in the government she has to handle, herself being investigated!

[IndianaGreen]

8. She will claim she under attack by witches

and she needs to see Rev, Muthi to be exorcised.

[Zookeeper]

9. She doesn't want to be subjected to anymore of these horrible,

sexist attacks by the librul media.

She's just a regular gal; why do all of you elitist meanies have to keep asking her all of them hard questions?!!

:nopity:

[knowledgeispwr]

14. LOL

We'll hear that from McCain surrogates after Biden debates her.

[crispini]

10. Food poisoning.

Hee.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

11. I think she'll be there

but I sure wouldn't want to be her. She'll do what McCain did exponentially - not answer the questions and go on spin cycle with memorized talking points and lies.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

16. Yep. And throw in some zingers and declare victory. (n/t)

[BlueIdaho]

12. She lost her car keys

She has to go look for them.

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. She's a crappy candidate, no more qualified to be President than my cat.

[yardwork]

24. My cat would be a better president than Palin. He'd do less harm.

My cat is intelligent, graceful, and dignified. He's old, but he's still a good jumper. While he doesn't speak English, he would be a gracious and charming host to heads of state. And he never causes trouble or starts wars.

[Liberal_in_LA]

31. My cat would have the government pay for rape kits. It's the humane thing to do.

[RoyGBiv]

15. I say they just admit she's stupid and call it good ...

They'd get props for at least telling the truth.

[WheelWalker]

17. Loose bowels.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

18. Has to keep an eye on Putin

[knowledgeispwr]

19. He does keep rearing his head into Alaskan airspace...

"guys and gals."

[Pisces]

21. sick child or she is replaced by Huckabee

[rainbow4321]

22. Family emergency...

or we will get a MIHOP event in Alaska that will "require" her to return there for a day or 2.


Though, she is due to take a TX 2 day tour for cash starting the day after the debate, so it will be an emergency that will only keep her "unavailable" for 24 hours!
Notice they send her to a repuke friendly state the day after she is due to get beaten up at her debate!

[TNMOM]

23. she can't do media... not ready for big time. that's why guiliani had to step in

... can you imagine moose lips doing a post-debate assessment? The only three phrases she knows are:
He's a maverick, You can't blink, and I can see Russia...

[knowledgeispwr]

26. Give her a little credit...

she also knows "guys and gals" and "I'll find ya some 'n bring 'em to ya"

I also imagine she has a handle on "TAAAHD!"

:rofl:

[IDemo]

25. Mad Moose Syndrome outbreak back home

[HCE SuiGeneris]

27. Track tripped on Piper's Willow while in Bristol?

[Dems to Win]

36. chuckle. Thanks for sharing

[Canuckistanian]

28. Moose season

Everything around here stops for moose season.

Just TRY and find a redneck to fix your plumbing when there's critters to shoot at.

[asdjrocky]

29. Gee, I donno...

Maybe that her 17 year old, high school drop out daughter is pregnant?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. Her Speak 'N' Spell machine broke.

[Jennicut]

32. I think she will go but pretend to faint at the first question. It will then be called off.

[jberryhill]

33. Putin rearing into Alaskan airhead space /nt

[mscuedawg]

34. Are there any hurricanes brewing? Or hangover from tonight's Philly pub...

[Thom Servo]

35. Because she's a clueless moron with less intelligence than my 12-year-old niece?

Just maybe

[Robeson]

37. Russia attacks Alaska...

...she has to command troops at the front.

[Left Is Write]

41. Will Putin rear his head?

[Algorem]

38. a bear throws little timmy down the well

[D23MIURG23]

39. She'll be dropping out of the race to spend more time with her family.

[Left Is Write]

40. The tip of her lipstick will break off, rendering it unusable.