So . . . should Kerry challenge Bush to a duel instead of a debate?

[Lex]

Just wondering. :shrug:

[soothsayer]

1. No, cuz dumbya might stand a chance at a duel, just from pure luck

whereas in the debate, he's dead.

[Pachamama]

8. Bush would use Saddams' gun he keeps in the Oval Office

From one Scoundrel's hands to another's...

[vetwife]

9. Well Kerry earned his sharpshooter medal.......Problem solved !

[Justitia]

12. good point! Kerry wins when inept Bush shoots himself in the face. - eom

[A_Possum]

2. HAHAHAHA

yes, I think so. Bush would decamp.

[Guaranteed]

3. Heh...

You know, Kerry has actually taken a life. Of course that's something he'd never bring up on the campaign trail, but maybe it should get mentioned more often. I imagine doing something like that makes you a little more cautious and efficient when it comes to national security.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

4. A skeet shoot

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. I expect that chimp might make a threat like that

during the debate.

[EnfantTerrible]

6. The chimp would call it a showdown...

DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sugarbleus]

7. Omg, this Zellism is out of control....BUT I LOVE IT. lol

It would definately have to be a duel w/rapier. Kerry is much more graceful on his feet.....he'd win. :evilgrin:

[LisaL]

10. Bush wouldn't stand a chance

[Sugarbleus]

15. Operative word being: STAND

gnuck gnuck gnuck !!!!

[Justitia]

14. I must say, this is the 1st night of the RNC that I have been laughing my

ass off! Who would have thought we'd be in for such comedy acts?

It feels good for once, these whackjobs are seriously giving me the best laughs I've had all week.

Keep imploding guys - the meltdowns are freakin' fantastic!

[phish420]

11. No - What he SHOULD do

what he should do is point out that he wouldnt be SUPRISED if BUSH challenged HIM to a duel, going by the hate and anger of te repukes coming out of this convention. When McCain wants to punch out Chirac and Miller is threatening tweety, all of America can see the level to which these people will stoop to. This same irrational anger and violence is what has caused the needless death of almost 1000 of our soldiers.

[redsoxliberal]

13. Nope, Bush would turn on the third step and shoot.

[NightOwwl]

16. And his daddy would clean up the mess. n/t