"I've got a pen. This one's kind of old."

[ulysses]

Whoa. This is kind of painful to watch.

[K Gardner]

1. ROFL.. I almost posted "I've Got a Pen" !

[ulysses]

8. it's a bizarre thing to say. like, "I have a hat!" or "I like carrots!"

Weird.

[ailsagirl]

2. The TV's in the other room... I THOUGHT I heard him say, "I've

got a pen...I've got a pen that's kind of old..."

I thought I had misheard

Guess not

[nickgutierrez]

3. That's twice now that he's called himself "old"

If it wasn't so stupid I'd almost call it a strategy.

[Bubbha Jo]

4. Sure..the university put an old pen on the podium...........

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. "My pen is old, but my pen is still working"

"nothing wrong with my pen is that your question?"

[Berry Cool]

9. The sentence just above is the reason proofreaders matter.

We make sure the spaces are in the right places.

[POAS]

6. I won't hold the age of his pen against him!

[burythehatchet]

7. I dunno. It looked like a brand new sharpie. Liar.

[WeDidIt]

10. IT Wasn't a Pen, it Was a SHARPIE!

[geekgrrl]

11. that was the weirdest thing EVER. WTF?