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Let's pre-empt all the comments here later tonight and use our crystal balls. Closest to the truth? Oh, I don't know, wins a McSame/Failin' tee-shirt.
Here's mine:
I thought it was going well until McSame started turning red, smoke started billowing from his ears & then jumped on top of Obama. When he started screaming, "someone unleash the pitbull, where's my backup? I need lipstick!", I just couldn't help but laugh! Good thing security was quick with that straight jacket, cause he really could have hurt himself.
At this time there is no official word as to the cause.
Barack Obama along with Jim Lehrer offered their heartfelt sympathies to John McCain as they continued the debate in a townhall format. Breaking news on CNN revealed that Sarah Failin was being rushed from her "undisclosed location" (where she was being tutored in the fine art of debate when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about) to Oxford. Unfortunately, her pilots, as stupid as she is, thought she was going to Oxford, England, and is now somewhere over the Pacific, making a screeching U-turn after a phone call asking where the hell she was.
At this time the VP Debate is being cancelled.
I'd say Obama was the winner, but I'm sure some freakers will think our country needs a passionate man like McSame & would say he won!
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