What New Stunt Will John McCain Pull Tonight? What Will It Be? John Lennon Knew.

[David Zephyr]

For the benefit of MC Cain,
There will be a show tonight on his trampoline,
Americans will all be there,
The media all to share - what a scene,

Over men and horses, hoops and garters,
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
In this way MC Cain will challenge the world!

The celebrated MC Cain,
Unsuspends his mad campaign,
At Old Miss' gate,
His cronies will dance and sing,
As MC Cain flies through the ring - don't be late,

The phony maverick assures the public,
His production will be second to none,
And of course Cindy The Horse dances the waltz!

The band begins at ten to six,
When MC Cain performs dirty tricks without a sound,
And MC Cain will demonstrate,
Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground!

Having been some days in preparation,
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight MC Cain hopes to top the bill.

[SurfingAtWork]

1. I think he'll do the Zit impersonation, ala Animal House.

[alsame]

2. That is....

extremely funny.:thumbsup:

[quantass]

3. Dog tags of a fallen soldier is gonna be pulled out

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

4. he will wear a flight suit

[Cosmic Charlie]

5. at least we can hope he bursts into flames when he jumps through the hogshead

[David Zephyr]

10. Your lips to karma's ears.

Cosmic Charlie, I like your name, too.

[Dinger]

6. Well rove won't Be Able To Help Much

he's debating wes Clark tonight. Maybe they'll have a pre-recorded feed or something.
http://securingamerica.com/ccn/node/16489

[curious one]

7. When questions get hard, fake a heart attack or faint.

[H2O Man]

8. Definitely nominated.

Lennon once attempted to put lipstick on Sarah Palin, too.

[David Zephyr]

11. I wish John was here tonight.

Lipstick on Palin!

[renie408]

9. I love that picture.n/t