Letterman on McCain Call and Top Ten List: Surprising Facts about Sarah Palin..

[ddeclue]

and says "I can't make it"

I say what's the problem.

He says "the economy - it's about to crater"..

I love that...that's pretty good...he's not here but I got a new word..

I have to race back to Washington D.C. the Capitol because the economy.

I said whatever you need to do... Am I gonna be the reason people are standing in breadlines?..Do I want people to say it's Letterman's fault..there he is get him... I'm scared and trembling a little bit..holy gosh. The Senator's on his way back. Not only did he not go back right away he stopped by Katie Couric - no he didn't go back to the airport - didn't leave till this morning audience boos. What we learned now the economy held on long enough, barely long enough for him to get back there. 24 hours ago I felt like a patriot..I was gonna help in my own little way to get this economy out of a crater... now I feel like an ugly date.. I feel used... I cheap... I feel sullied... I feel cratered..

Paul: You've been cratered.

Honest to God it's like getting a call from Superman, Batman... would love to talk Dave gotta go Gothams about to crater...

Now I'm really steamed...

Top 10 list:

Top ten list from Wasilla: Top 10 surprising facts about Sarah Palin..
10)Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain grandpa
9) She stole that sexy librarian look from me.
8) Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to funkytown
7) Does great impressions of Tina Fey
6) Favorite meal: Moose nuggets and Beaver jerky
5) Working on the night rider spin off about a talking snowmobile
4) Favorite Book : Late Show Fun Facts available at fine stores everywhere
3) Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull
2) To improve her foreign policy experience she recently went to the International House of Pancakes
1) Only person I know who's not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

[book_worm]

1. #2 was the only realy funny one to me--and also most insightful.

[complain jane]

2. "To improve her foreign policy experience she recently went to the International House of Pancakes"

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