Putin's in Space. Putin's in Alaska's Air Space, Mahn. Is it really freaky Putin?

[myrna minx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM

My apologies to David Bowie and Flight of the Conchords.



Putin's in space
Putin's in spa-a-hace
Whatcha doin' out there man?

Jemaine:
That's pretty freaky, Putin
I hear that Alaskan air space is a pretty freaky place.
Isn't it cold out in the Depths of Alaska's air space, Putin?

Both:
Do you need my Jumper, Putin?

Jemaine:
Does the air space cold make your nipples go all pointy?
And do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae
Transmitting data back to Wasilla?
(Bret: Data back to Wasilla, Data back to Wasilla)
Jemaine:
Bet you do, you freaky old bastard, you.

Bret:
Do you have one really freaky sequin Alaskan space suit, man?
Or do you have several ch-ch-ch-ch-changes?
Do you smoke grass out in space, man?
Or do they smoke astroturf?
Oh yeah, oh it's such an artificial high

Jemaine:
Throw me up the astroturf /Roll me up the astroturf
Recieving transmission from Vladimir Putin's nipple antennae
Do you read me, Comrade Putin?

This is Palin to Putin,
Can you hear me out there, man?


-Kchhk- This is Putin back to Palin,
I read you loud and clear, man,

Both:
OH YEAH MAN!

Palin:
Your signal's weak on my radar screen,
How far out are you, man?

Putin:
I'm pretty far out

Both:
That's pretty far out, man!

Putin:
Oh-ah-oh
I'm orbiting Juneau
Oh-ah-ohh oh oh
I'm drawn in by it's Groovitational
(both:Groovitational) pull,
I'm jamming out with the Georgia-nauts

Both:And they think it's pretty cool man

Palin:
Are you okay, Putin, what was that sound?

Putin:
I don't know, man, I have to turn my ship around
Oh, it's the craziest scene

Palin:
I know, I'm picking it up on my LSD screen

Putin:
Can you see the Statosphere ringing?

Both:
To the choir of Chavez-nauts singing
-Funky space noises-
Eenie, ma-ma-meenie mynie mowie

(Palin:Set your phasers on funky)

Eenie, ma-ma-ma-meenie mynie mowie
-Funky space noises-
Eenie, ma-meenie, mynie mynie mowie
P-P-P-P-Putin's in space

[pinto]

1. Well, I don't know. But I'll find out and get back to you. We have foreign countries on our border.

(checks note cards.) Did I mention that?

[myrna minx]

2. Alaska, yah know, is a place where eyem an exekuetive. Alaska has maritime borders.

*crickets* Putin's in space, yah know, looming on trade missions and stuff and junk. TAAAAHHHHDDD! Ghet me my Nhotcahrds!!!