Palin proposes suspending VP debate

[Wetzelbill]

In a bold move Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin has proposed suspending her upcoming debate with Democratic VP nominee, Joe Biden.

AP Reporter Barry Nirvus asked her if she was worried about the possibility of being exposed as a complete idiot by Senator Biden in the debate to which Palin replied: "I said thanks, but no thanks" as she applied her trademark lipstick.

Palin also added: "It appears that Russia is inching ever closer to my house and it's my duty as the Commander in Chief of the Alaska National Guard to suspend the debate so I can take care of this impending crisis. I am a fungible energy expert, you know?"

McCain spokesperson Tucker Bounds then released a statement which simply read: "Yeah, I got nothin."

more here:

www.Itotallymadethisup.com/news/theGOP-is-fucked~crisis/bush-mccain-hoover.html

[anonymous171]

1. .

:spray:

[babylonsister]

2. ROFL! I love the link!

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

16. see it's little touches like the link

That separate me from all of the other comedic geniuses... or nutcases. :)

[Fran Kubelik]

take it to the lounge please

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Aw, lighten up.

So ya been had. Me too, sorta, but the link makes up for it.

[Fran Kubelik]

11. Yeah, but I come to GD: P to keep up with the election, and it made my heart skip

:(

[Wetzelbill]

18. I know, I'm a jerk

I just can't help myself. I am a tragic clown.

[grantcart]

3. lol

[yardwork]

4. Hysterical!

[LiberadorHugo]

5. Why does she care so much?

The Rapture is coming anyways. It's not like she'll be here to debate him either way. :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

17. They may have to hold it in Alaska, because that's a safe haven

[qwlauren35]

6. I'm behind the times.

What is "fungible"?

And when did she say "Yeah, I got nothin."

Sometimes, it's just hard to pay attention to her.

[Wetzelbill]

13. she used fungible while talking about energy last week

but she didn't say I got nothing, I'm just saying that's what the McCain campaign has.

[firedupdem]

7. LOL! funny n/t

[nc4bo]

9. "You just can't make this shit up". Now, @ 9pm I wonder what the 1st stooge will say?

unreal!

[npincus]

10. LOL- now you do that for a living, don't you?

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

15. I did, but I didn't make enough doing it

Now I just do it for free. :)

[npincus]

24. LOL

Don't give up... write a screenplay in your spare time... ya never never ever know! :)

[Wetzelbill]

25. I have a few things going

My short story collection and a few screenplays. We'll see what happens. I like Jim Webb's career, work in public service and also write, that would be a perfect model for me.

[begin_within]

12. It would look like this:

[Wetzelbill]

14. lol

Oh it just might!

[Wetzelbill]

19. Kick because she ended up really trying to do it :)

[Hippo_Tron]

20. ROFL, the Tucker Bounds thing was the best part

[Raschel]

21. In what respect, Barry?

Barry Nirvus asked her if she was worried about the possibility of being exposed as a complete idiot to which Palin responded, "in what respect Barry?"

[Wetzelbill]

23. nice!

[Bucky]

22. "I'll try ta find ya some better excuses... and I'll bring 'em to ya!"