McCain is channeling Mermaid Man from "Spongebob."

[CoffeeCat]

Anyone who is familiar with Mermaid Man--a washed-up, elderly, bungling former-Superhero--knows I'm right.

Mermaid Man longs for the days when he was a stellar Superhero. Occasionally, he comes out of retirement and
breaks out of the nursing home to "save the day."

However, he usually ends up destroying and bungling instead of saving and fixing.



John McCain! Step away from Washington, DC! You are no Superhero.

No one expects you to save the day. No one thinks your capable of saving the day. No one asked you to save the day.
Fold up the cape. Put down the toy red phone and return to planet Earth at once!



Your polls are tanking, your vp pick is a national joke and last week you thought said "the fundamentals
of the economy are strong." Yet, somehow, you feel qualified to save the world from economic disaster?

John McCain. No one is buying what you're selling. Time to dump the erratic and dramatic "I'm a Superhero" complex.

Climb back onto that tour bus, and we'll all pretend that the last two hours never even happened.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Did you know Ernest Borgnine did the voice of Mermaid Man?

Tim Conway's Joe Lieberman. I mean Barnacle Boy.

[AlCzervik]

2. well Every Villain is lemons you know!

and F is fire that burns down the whole town U is for Uranium---bomb!

sorry, got sidetracked by Plankton.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. I think he's channeling Captain Binghamton from Mchale's Navy

waking up from his nap and shouting at Lieutenant Carpenter "what are Obama's new talking points today, what, what, what, what?"

[loveable liberal]

4. Be wary of "The Dirty Bubble"

aka the mainstream media.

[BuyingThyme]

5. :)

:)

[Jennicut]

6. LOL! Are we going to see McLiar in a shell bra next?

[CoffeeCat]

7. At this point....

McCain is a like shell bra--a giant boob on the inside and an old crustacean on the outside.

[Bunny]

8. And Lieberman is Barnacle Boy!

:rofl:

[adamuu]

9. Fight The Dirty Bubble

"World Domination!"
"Make him eat dirt!"

[CoffeeCat]

10. LOl...and you can bet that tonight...

McCain is sitting in a corner, repeatedly saying,
"Darn it."
"Darn it.""
"Darn it."
"Darn it."
"Darn it."
"Darn it."
"Darn it."
"Darn it."

[Left Is Write]

11. The only difference is that Mermaid Man is smarter.