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flpoljunkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:26 AM
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Garrison Keillor: Where is the Outrage?
Emphasis mine.
Where is the outrage?

John McCain decries greed on Wall Street and suggests a commission be formed to look into the problem. This is like Casanova coming out for chastity.


By Garrison Keillor

Sep. 24, 2008

Confident men took leave of common sense and bet on the idea of perpetual profit in the real estate market and crashed. But it wasn't their money. It was your money they were messing with. And that's why you need government regulators. Gimlet-eyed men with steel-rim glasses and crepe-soled shoes who check the numbers and have the power to say, "This is a scam and a hustle and either you cease and desist or you spend a few years in a minimum-security federal facility playing backgammon."

The Republican Party used to specialize in gimlet-eyed, steel-rim, crepe-soled common sense and then it was taken over by crooked preachers who demand we trust them because they're packing a Bible and God sent them on a mission to enact lower taxes, less government. Except when things crash, and then government has to pick up the pieces.

Some say the tab might come to a trillion dollars. Nobody knows. And Mr. McCain has not one moment of doubt or regret. He switches from First Deregulation Church to Our Lady of Strict Vigilance like you might go from decaf to latte. Where is the straight talk? Does the man have no conscience?

It wasn't their money they were playing with. It was yours. Where were the cops?

What we are seeing is the stuff of a novel, the public corruption of an American war hero. It is painful. First, there was his exploitation of a symbolic woman, an eager zealot who is so far out of her depth that it isn't funny anymore. Anyone with a heart has to hurt for how Mr. McCain has made a fool of her. Never mind the persistent cheesiness of his attack ads. And now this chasm of debt and loss and the gentleman pretends to be shocked. He was there. He turned out the lights. He sent the regulators home.

Mr. McCain seems willing to say anything, do anything, to get to the White House so he can go to war with Iran. If he needs to recline naked in Macy's window, he would do that, or eat live chickens, or claim to be a reformer. Obviously you can fool a lot of people for awhile and maybe he can stretch it out until mid-November. But the truth is marching on. A few true conservatives are leading a charge against the bailout. Good for them. But how about admitting that their cowboy economic philosophy was at fault here?

http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/09/24/mccain/

-- By Garrison Keillor
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iceman66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:29 AM
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1. K&R
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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:31 AM
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2. Garrison.
is.

Guy Noir, Private eye.

and he ROCKS! :yourock:
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:38 AM
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3. K&R.
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:39 AM
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4. Garrison Keillor
always nails it. :thumbsup:
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:57 AM
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5. Excellent. Garrison Keillor is an American treasure.
John McCain has lost whatever shred of dignity or integrity he had in pursuit of the presidency.

Naked in Macy's window, indeed.
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:58 AM
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6. Thank you, Garrison Keillor. Just another jewel from the great State of Minnesota, land of ...
Edited on Wed Sep-24-08 09:01 AM by Raster
10,000 lakes, and--the good Lord willing--the home of former Senator Norm Coleman (on edit: turncoat, pigfucking, lying bastard).

Wake Up, America!:kick: WE Can Do Better!

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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:58 AM
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7. Go Garrison! He is RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
McCain has been lying through his teeth for MONTHS now and this is just the latest BULLSHIT to
pass his lips. Wake up, America - you're being sold down the river!
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SeaLyons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:58 AM
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8. K&R
Hell Yes!!!!
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 10:21 AM
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9. Perfect
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 10:28 AM
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10. K&R
:kick:
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OakCliffDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 04:15 PM
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11. Another Republican power grab and transfer of wealth to the rich
If elected, McCain will start a war with Iran to cover the tracks of the theft.

We simply have to vote for Obama.
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