Santorum is on

[MrScorpio]

Time to hide your Log Cabin Republicans

[name not needed]

1. Santorum can go fuck himself

But judging by that stupid grin on his face, he probably has taken care of that.

[Sugarbleus]

2. Rick Satantorum.... evil in white robes.... eom

[quinnox]

3. Oh, the wanna-bee Hitler is on (his way of speaking reminds me of that)

I guess I will run and turn on the RNC convention for the first time now. NOT

[clydefrand]

4. I just had a chocolate popsicle

I don't want to lose it! :bounce:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. The appropriate response...

Is derision. As vicious as you wanna be.

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. Wouldn't listen to that fake "family values gets votes" ass

someday that pious ass will slip up and will have to resign.

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Janeane Garofalo and Sam Seder are kicking ass

Sam is trying to locate a gay republican that would speak to AAR on the air while Gov. Closet is speaking.

[MikeG]

8. Santorum - I dub thee Senator Weinerhead.

Because his head is shaped like a weiner.

[MissB]

9. Every single time I see him, I think "Man on Dog". (nt)

[CBHagman]

10. "The greatest of these is love."

Major blasphemy here, with the GOP claiming to be representative of I Corinthians 13. I wonder who Jesus would smear? I wonder which soldier Jesus would attack? I wonder how many millions of shekels Jesus would give to the richest man in town?

My only comforts with Santorum are A) he will not be around forever and B) he's such a smirking, simpering weasel that if he ever tries to run for national office, the entire press corps and any potential opponents will be lined up to give him wedgies and stuff his head in the men's room toilet.

[devinsgram]

11. I am from PA and he embarrases me so badly.

We have a great state and do not need this kind of scum here. I have high hopes that he will be tossed out next time he comes up for re-election.