I feel sorry for whomever tries to steal my Obama Yard Sign

[maseman]

I started with a nice liquified paste of poison ivy leaves that I spread all over the sign. I then bought pepper spray and used about one-third of a bottle (I almost killed my neighbor with the light breeze) on both sides. Finally I surrounded the sign with a ring of poo from my little fluffy man's best friend.

The sing may turn up missing...but I'll have the last laugh. Stinky shoes, burning eyes and lots of pink calomine lotion. Tee-hee.

[Duke Newcombe]

1. ROTFLMAO!!! NICE!! eom

Duke

[quiet.american]

2. I like the way you think! nt

[maseman]

3. I owe it to the collective effort of reading DU posts for the past two days

[d_b]

4. LOL +1

[Erin Elizabeth]

5. You weren't taking any chances, were you?

Sharing a funny sign story here if I could: the republican woman running in my district against the Dem incumbent--several of my neighbors had her signs in their yards and I was all "WTF" because the Dem incumbent is wildly popular and a great guy who has done a LOT for our district. Even repubs vote for him.

Plus she's shithouse insane. Seriously.

But just today, I noticed a lot of those signs are missing. Not stolen, I've glimpsed a few in their garages or on the sides of their houses.

And they didn't just mow. Wonder what happened? I guess they might have found out just how insane she is. Only one of her signs is left around here!

Good luck with your sign!

[Olney Blue]

6. It's hot property!

[Gman]

7. Just sit outside with a Remington 870 shotgun

all you'd have to do is pump it one time, watch them turn white as a ghost, then laugh your butt off! Nothing like that sound to put fear and respect into a conservative!

[OwnedByFerrets]

8. Thom Hartmann suggested that we hook them up to

electric fence charger. It wouldnt hurt them, but would make one HELL of a YouTube vid.:rofl:

[darius15]

9. LOL!

[curious one]

10. Very creative!

[me b zola]

11. I recommend not only this post, but your anti-theft, anti-vandalism methods

:headbang:

[beac]

12. Have you all seen 'Obama Sign CCTV'???

Strangely addicting...


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/obama-sign-cctv-1


edited to add the story behind the webcam:

"Here's the story. We got an Obama sign a few months ago and it was stolen off our lawn within five days. Just yesterday we got another one (after searching for some time) and put it up on the lawn again. This morning it was gone, so we decided we'd make our own homemade sign and set up a camera to catch the thief in the act."

[PatriotGames]

13. You forgot the landmines. ROFL

[DustyJoe]

16. Of Course

All dog owners I know refer to mans best friends leavings as Landmines, so the poster has that covered. The only difference is the size of the dog. Our retriever would do that doo-ty proud, our Yorkie on the other hand would have to work harder. :thumbsup: :applause:

[Dr.Phool]

14. I did something similar 2 years go.

Repukes were stealing literally hundreds of our campaign signs. I started spraying them down with 1,000,000 Scoville unit hot pepper concentrate.

The signs stopped disappearing, except we were driving through a rural area, and saw a guy knocking a sign down with a hoe! He obviously touched one.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

15. You left out the claymores and punji sticks.

;)

[woo me with science]

17. "whoever"

(subject of the clause)

[pnwmom]

18. Sounds pretty effective to me.

But what if no one steals it? Are you planning to keep it in your yard forever? Or will you call in a haz-mat team?

;)

[maseman]

21. Yeah Nov 5th will be rough

Two pairs of pliers, rubber gloves and a prayer.

[Raine]

19. LOVE it!!!

:yourock:

[jillan]

20. Vaseline works well too.

Just rub it all over the sign.

[AtomicKitten]

22. Wile.E.Coyote's got nothing on you!

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

23. A rub of pureed habaneros will work well, too.

If they grab a sign, touching even dried habanero essence, and later touch a mucous membrane anywhere on the body non-destructive agony will soon result. Touch the eyes or nose, much less more concealed and sensitive parts, and the perp will soon be bashing himself in the head with a brick to distract from the pain. Mix it with skunk scent and laff your ass off as the hammerheads get exactly what they deserve. :rofl:

[TooRaLoo]

24. Whew!

I almost hope some Freeper tries it!

[faithfulcitizen]

25. You live up to your name! LOL, nice!

[anonymous171]

26. lol Good job! nt

[Metric System]

27. Ha!

[Bryn]

28. What I'd love to do...

Electric line or hot wire like the stuff they use for fence for cow/bull/horse. :evilgrin: