Kerry should use more Bushisms in speeches

[zulchzulu]

Since BushCo use Kerry's words and manipulate them for chuckles and whatever other evil they can spew, Kerry should throw back a few Bushisms into a lead-in for his specific issues.

For instance, Kerry could talk about national security and how he would amend and end portions of the Patriot Act with these words:

George Bush says he is a man of his words. Perhaps we should ask what he meant when he said in Annandale, Virginia: "Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." At least he is being honest...

[Skip Intro]

1. He should use them in ads

Not the dopey misspeak so much as the flat out lies.

Get Jon Stewart's people to produce them.

Call it "george w bush, in his own words," or something...

- split screen, bush side by side, saying two totally contradictory things.

[LTR]

2. Bush hangs himself with his own rope

He's just leaving an opening for Kerry to go in for the kill.

(edited for clarification)

[DemNoir]

3. I am sick of you keyboard political consultants

Why aren't you guys making big money in the field? You all know so much.

Let me answer that for you. Its because you don't know what the hell your talking about!

[KittyWampus]

4. Wow, That Was Kind Of Mean

:(

I tought poster gave pretty good advice.

Kerry did just that today in his speech to Veterans and kicked ass.

[zulchzulu]

5. Decaf time pour vous

If we were to take your "advice" to task, then we should not discuss politics since it usually involves some degree of recommendations and strategies...I guess we need to show our PoliSci degree and paycheck stub from a high-ranking media outlet first...

BTW, I have worked for a TV news station in the past. Does that count?