On second thought, Palin IS Qualified for the Presidency:

[Jackpine Radical]

She already knows how to lie with a straight face

She has experience refusing subpoenas from the Legislative branch

She's in bed with the oil companies

She knows beans about diplomacy and all that boring stuff

She says there's a connection between 9-11 and Iraq

She has no conscience

She is ruthless in pursuing personal vendettas

She knows how to stack administrative oversight commissions, and would no doubt do equally well with the Extreme Court

She knows how to delegate the actual work to others

She has a proven track record of misappropriating government funds for her own use

She already has a Roveian adviser


I mean, Jeez, people, what all else do you WANT?

[SoonerPride]

1. But can she spend 1/2 her time clearing brush?

K & R

[Jackpine Radical]

3. No, but she can gut out a Caribou--or a dead Democrat, for that matter.

[rateyes]

2. OMG. She's Dubya in drag!

[Vincardog]

4. But was her high school class large enough to fill every top job in the Federal government?

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Well, she's gonna shrink the Gubmint

until she can drown her senior class in a bathtub.

(Huh?)

[Vincardog]

6. Well praise Bjesus. We need to highlight her plan to "Remake the country"

[unblock]

7. in what respect, churlie?

[alsame]

8. Yes, a Republican presidency. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Well, she IS running as a Republican, after all.

'Course she ain't qualified to be no Demmykrat prezzeldink.

Mostly for all the same reasons that qualify her so eminently as a Republican.

[denem]

9. She's going to clear all that brush in ANWR