UNTITLED DIARY

[kpete]

Daily Kos
UNTITLED DIARY
by JeffLieber
Thu Sep 18, 2008 at 10:52:40 AM PDT

I apologize for the (UNTITLED DIARY) but I am unfortunately not bright or free-thinking or wise or knowledgeable enough to come up with one myself, so, like John McCain and the economy, I've decided to assemble a bipartisan panel to do all my work for me!

They will publish an extensive study, with a mandate to suggest a title for today's diary... sometime in the middle of next week... after the crisis of actually naming this diary is, essentially, completely irrelevant.

(REST OF THE INTRO HERE)


Also, I was thinking about writing something witty and entertaining where it currently says (REST OF THE INTRO HERE), but its a lot of work to come up with something original and interesting so, as I type, like John McCain and the current stock market crash, there are a dozen bicostal, biracial, bisexuals whipping up something HILARIOUS, which I expect to show up sometime around when I post my tip jar... like give or take a couple of months or when nobody is reading this diary anymore.

I really apologize for the delay, but like (PERSON'S NAME HERE) will tell you, as soon as John McCain's bicycle, binary committee on finding a quote for this diary reports back to me during the fall of 2012:

(Pithy Quote Here)

Look, I know leadership is defined as "influencing a group of people to move towards its goal setting or goal achievement", but, like John McCain, I'm finding that a little overwhelming, which is why I will be announcing (SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE) just as soon as my TRIPARTISAN (that's a third MORE partisans for the same price) Committee On What I'm Going To Announce unveils its report, which is scheduled to happen two-and-a-half years after consulting my commission on Inserting The Below Photo In This Diary.



So, in conclusion I state from the deepest part of my soul and the most surest part of my confident, overwhelming, ready-to-be-President-brain (STIRRING STATEMENT OF PURPOSE HERE)!

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/18/13353/6967/241/602834

(i hope JeffLieber does not mind that I show you his amazing canvas w/o edit, kpete)

[Hamlette]

1. lol

thanks, loved it