Dick Morris - What a TOOL

[ps1074]

Political analyst extraordinaire DICK MORRIS plots out the critical states that may determine whether John McCain or Barack Obama becomes the next president. McCain is pulling ahead in several states, while six others are tossups. :rofl:



McCain - 290
Obama - 172
tossup - 76

[DefenseLawyer]

1. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Put down the pipe before you hurt yourself, Dick. This is obviously based on nothing but the delusions of his own little twisted foot worshiping mind. Thanks for playing Dick.

[catbyte]

2. Huh?

North Carolina is "strongly McCain"? Isn't he only up by 1 percentage point? Dick Morris *is* a tool. Perhaps he should go have his toes sucked or suck on someone's toes. (I know--ewwwwwwwwww.):puke:

Diane

"Tales of the hunt will glorify the hunter until lions have their own historians" African proverb

[sharp_stick]

9. He also has Hawaii

as "leaning" Obama. If Obama wins by less than 12 points in Hawaii I'll be amazed. Dick Morris really needs to go away.

I really like your proverb BTW

[Drunken Irishman]

3. Does he even follow the news?

Obama losing Iowa? New Mexico? Colorado strongly McCain? Huh?

[ANewDawn08]

4. He's a hateful toe-rag......

.....as they say in my part of the world ;-)

[ErinBerin84]

5. in the words of Jon Stewart

"In defense of Dick Morris...he IS a lying sack of shit."


Mark Penn is totally going to be the next Dick Morris.

[FSogol]

6. Toe-Sucking "Dick" Morris appears to be living in the past. n/t

[davepc]

7. even freepers think this map is full of shit.

To: Jim 0216
I would like to believe this but look at the map. Morris is dreaming. Way to generous to McCain IMHO.



6 posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 2:05:36 PM by InterceptPoint

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To: 109ACS
He has Iowa leaning McCain?



7 posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 2:05:57 PM by Wilder Effect

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To: library user
Aw c’mon. Washington state a tossup?



8 posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 2:06:08 PM by Yo-Yo

[DarthDem]

8. LMAO

I'm surprised he managed to color in Illinois blue. Iowa light red? Um, in what poll since Obama secured the nomination has McClown been ahead? Unbelievable. :rofl:

[Rowdyboy]

10. Wish I had some of what he's smoking.....His "reasoning" is even sillier....

than his map. You are entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts. Iowa, New Mexico, Washington state and Oregon are all almost certainly Democratic-and thats just the most egregious fantasy "Toe-sucker" indulges in.

[DarienComp]

11. The man is off his rocker.

Obama's opened up significant leads in Iowa and New Mexico. He's ahead in Oregon and Washington. He's even in Florida and Virginia, and within striking distance in Ohio, Colorado, and North Carolina.

This map is pure bullshit.

[JenniferJuniper]

12. And yet today Gallup reports the first "statistically significant lead"

for Obama in two weeks:

http://www.gallup.com/poll/110473/Gallup-Daily-Obama-48-McCain-44.aspx

[JenniferJuniper]

17. Maine?

Last tracking poll I saw (before the stock market crashed) was 49 - 36 Obama.

He's a complete fraud.

[SuperTrouper]

13. LOL! Delaware leaning Obama? Dick Morris sucked a toe with the mad cow disease virus

he is the one that predicted Hillary vs. Condi Presidential race. he has no, zero, nada credibility

[rsdsharp]

14. If a 12 point lead for Obama in Iowa

means it's "leaning" McCain, how big a lead does it take to make a state "strongly" Obama? 50 points 75 points More?

[DangerDave921]

15. Delusional

And I think he's putting on weight too.

Maybe he and Sean are eating out too often at Ruth's Chris.

[Jennicut]

16. Um, Dick Iowa is in Obama's column, NOT a toss up

Biggest toe sucking dumbass ever.

[boobooday]

19. Indiana is NOT "strongly McCain" either

Delusional toe sucking freak.

[boobooday]

18. It's like Liberace had a love child with Bill Bennett

And out came Dick Morris.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

20. He Reminds Me Of A Hooker Booker Or A Croupier

I'll bet he has his initials on his shirt cuffs

[Hippo_Tron]

21. In all fairness to Dick Morris, he is a lying sack of shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK1al91drs

[Arugula Latte]

22. Hah! Beat me to it!

:)

[Godhumor]

23. Holy, he only has 8 states strong Obama and 3 leaning Obama versus 27 strong & 6 leaning for McCain

Couldn't fit it in the title but 8 states plus DC strong for Obama

I don't think any sane person on either side of the political spectrum would think Obama has a margin in only 11 states. Hell, I don't think any sane person would have thought that even during the RNC.