Hey, Bush! Are you too busy sticking pretzels in your face to address the nation as it faces an

[hisownpetard]

economic meltdown that you, in your infinite 'wisdom,' have caused?

Man up, George.
Put down the pretzels and the beer, have 4 or 5 security guys lift you to your feet and escort you to the bank of microphones
outside where the clutch of 2 reporters await your calming words. Admit, at last, that you knew nothing and took the job
under false pretenses. Admit that it's all your fault - the disintegration of all the institutions and tenets that Americans hold dear,
the diminution of respect for our country around the world, the shredding of our liberties, the fall of our once robust economy,
the subterfuge of your signing statements in private after publicly putting your signature to all those legally-passed bills, the utter
contempt and disrespect shown for the country's wishes and Congress's attempts to get at the truth.

And no tap dances this time. No cutesy winks or frat-boy silly faces and shrugs. Just act like a man.

Think you can do it, George?

[bowens43]

1. Don't encourage the stupid SOB.

I want him to just sit down and STFU. The less the asshole speaks, the better.