A counter for the Obama waffles

[Obamarulz11]

Anyone on DU can come up with a product to counter this crap.

I say John McCain whiskey=10000000 years aged.

[napi21]

1. I kinda liked the McNuts flip-flops! Maybe a picture of some dirty old

wornout flip-flops for the image.

[me b zola]

2. No thanks

Racism should not be countered with ageism. It should be a grassroots movement to expose the racism supporting the McCain candidacy. Just my .02 cents.

[LunaSea]

4. Agreed

Which is why I'm abandoning my notion of "McCain Animal Crackers".
(not shaped like like animals, just plain white crackers, that might be aged in a box for 5 years)

[crickets]

11. I agree. Nasty + nasty =/= good.

McCain wants to take the campaign into the mud. It's about all he's got left. He wants it to be a slugfest about anything but the issues, which expose him as a "four more years of the same" dead end. Don't give him what he wants. We should shame the racists, keep the high ground, and go back to pounding the issues that actually matter.

[Mist]

3. Earlier today someone suggested using Depends. If I could suggest something that

has to do with memory issues:



Hey, it even has the word "flipper" on the product!

[rzemanfl]

5. "Wrinkly White Haired Dude Cologne" it combines the smell of

bullshit and Viagra in a scent that sweeps moose hunting women off their feet until the rapture comes.

[Democrats_win]

6. McCain piggy bank--put money in and it falls into hands of Hallibruton CEO.

Two models: with and without lipstick.

Or it could fall into the hands of the "inflation monster" created by rich people not paying their fair share of taxes.

[Teaser]

7. I'm thinking that my fist

will do just fine.

[riverwalker]

8. Palin wine

one day old.
Sure it's not ready, but neither is she.

[me b zola]

9. We have a winner!

Grape juice served as whine! :applause:

[Cheap_Trick]

10. A packet of

Doddering Old
FOOL-AID

with Five Plane's face on the pitcher

[Overseas]

12. What's his position on an issue? DEPENDS on which McCain you're talking to.

McCain Depends -- loose and flexible. Totally reversible.

[JohnnyCougar]

13. A McCain five-pack of condoms.

One for every woman he committed adultery with.