Janie's Got A Gun

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Private Christopher T. Grammer/Department of Defense via Associated Press/fileLieutenant Colonel David Cogdell helped Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska test out training equipment at Camp Buehring, Kuwait, on July 24, 2007. (Private Christopher T. Grammer/Department of Defense via Associated Press/file)

Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, its the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, its the sound, its the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did her daddy do
What did he put you through

They say when Janie was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Janie's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog days just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now its untrue
What did her daddy do

He jacked the little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightnin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog days just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did her daddy do
It's Janie's last i.o.u.

She had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
She said cause nobody believes me
The man was such a sleeze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Janie's got a gun
Her dog days just begun
Now everybody's on the run (honey, honey whats your problem)
cause Janie's got a gun (tell me it aint right)
Janie's got a gun (was it daddy's cradle robbin')
Her dog days just begun (that made you scream at night)
Janie's got a gun
Her dog days just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Janies got a gun

[Ichingcarpenter]

1. And she doesn't blink

Good one

[mscuedawg]

2. Love that photo...sooo tempted to email it to everyone who sends me Republican scare tactics...

...but do I want to lower myself to their level? ick~ 'Tis so true tho...

[alterfurz]

3. Cheney's Got a Gun, too...

...but Caribou Barbie's a better shot!

[yy4me]

4. Who is that lady, Gramma? Well, she is the President of the

United States.
Why does she have a gun, Gramma?
So she can shoot.
What does she shoot, Gramma?

You pick the answer, what do you tell a child?

She shoots animals? Wolves, Moose, Elks, what next, Polar Bears? What should you tell a child when you can't even fathom it yourself? This woman infuriates me on such a huge number of levels.

I don't know how I feel about owning guns, but I sure do know how I feel about shooting animals for the "sport" of it from a plane, no less. In my mind, it is barbaric.