Obama desperately needs to hire some DU'rs as advisors

[graywarrior]

We all know soooooo much.













:sarcasm:

[justiceischeap]

1. Free the duck, damnit... you're using duct tape inappropriately!

:)

[Lerkfish]

5. however, he's using DUCK tape appropriately.

:)

[graywarrior]

11. I should use it on some fast typing little fingers at DU

[DevonRex]

38. Can I make some recommendations? Please, please let me

recommend some fingers to be duct taped. :)

[graywarrior]

39. Recommend away, my friend.

[justiceischeap]

41. Do my fingers get to say duct tape free?

*Crosses fingers*

Please say yes, please say yes...

[graywarrior]

42. Have you been bad?

:spank:

Taping crossed fingers sounds hot.

[Skwmom]

2. Of course not, the GENIUS Washington consultants know everything.

What could anyone with common sense EVER teach them.

But then again, they weren't smart enough to figure out that McCain was going to go for the reformer outside Washington ticket b/c Rove and gang were saying it was all about experience.

Remember the 50% of the people believed it until I explained the situation. They are laughing at the Democrats and their SMART Washington consultants.

Plus, you've just got to love how the Democrats are busy registering people to vote and the Republicans are busy purging the rolls. In OH my RELATIVES did not even know about this. But what the heck, keep up the good work.

[cliffordu]

3. You are absolutely correct, 'specially the "grow a pair" ding dongs and the other

keyboard badasses.....

[graywarrior]

15. I love the anatomical references.

They show extreme intelligence.

[Wetzelbill]

4. well I do, I don't know about anybody else

I am also the only DUer who has experience running for president.

[cliffordu]

8. Actually, I will amend my previous snark to exclude you, Wetzelbill,

as you ARE the one qualified to actually help the campaign.

[Wetzelbill]

9. I figured most folks would see it that way

In fact, Obama should start saying "folks" all the time, it'll make him sound small-townish. Oh wait he already does.

Then he should just punch some random guy, he doesn't seem "tough" enough. That'll get him lots of votes.

[graywarrior]

20. He needs to call everyone "dudes."

Dudes, it's like lipstick on a swine.

[Wetzelbill]

22. I like that

And maybe say "friggin'" every one in a while too.

[graywarrior]

30. And dawg.

and maybe teh.

[cliffordu]

26. Really. He should just hire people around the country to knock the shit out of as

he walks on stage so everyone can see what a true tough guy he really is....

[Wetzelbill]

28. or he could just shoot somebody quail hunting

I might even volunteer to take the hit for the team.

[graywarrior]

13. Do you shoot baby wolves from helicopters?

If so, you need to be GOD of the US

[Wetzelbill]

17. no but I watch a lot of movies

Does that help at all?

[graywarrior]

21. As long as you banned some of them.

[Wetzelbill]

25. oh yeah that's a given

I am also someone people would like to have a beer with. It's right around ten when I start becoming an asshole though. Just warning everybody. I approve this message.

[graywarrior]

31. You wait til ten?

I start right off the bat. In fact, right after I ask god for help in the morning, I call someone an a'hole, even if they're not listening.

[chicagoexpat]

6. Yeah, ur right his current crew ain't done NOTHING for him,just taken an unknown to the WH door

& put in field offices in all 50 states to help down ticket offices

What idiots!

[Jennicut]

7. I am 32 and have watched 4 presidential campaigns since 1992 so I know SO much

Really, why do people here think they know more? Its crazy.

[Wetzelbill]

12. hahaha

I'm 33. Come here while I pinch your cheeks, kiddo! :)

[jgraz]

10. Yeah, I HATE IT when people post their opinions on a discussion board!!

If you can't agree completely with the way those in charge are running things, you should just keep it to yourself until the election is over.

[helderheid]

14. LMAO!!!

Thanks for that!! :yourock:

[scheming daemons]

16. I'll work for free... I believe in his campaign.

[Major Hogwash]

18. I'd love to work for Obama, but he hasn't called me yet.

Anything to get the hell out of here.
Besides, I'm getting tired of getting yelled at by my mom, by my grandmother, and by my great grandmother!!!

"Shut off that computer and get off of that damned internet!" - Mom

"Quit watching that porno and come up out of that damned basement!" - Grandma

"And turn off the light when you come up, we don't work for the damned electric company!" - Great grandmother.

[graywarrior]

23. Maybe it has something to do with your handle

You know, being related to piggies.

[dolo amber]

19. I was about to reply with "Awww, that's so sad! graywarrior's lost her damn mind!"

I should've given you more credit. ;)

[graywarrior]

24. I have lost my mind.

Have you seen it?

[bridgit]

27. We got ear phone heads we got dirty beds it's the 20th cen-tur-eee!

[WinkyDink]

29. Do you think you know who we all are?

[graywarrior]

33. I pray that I do not.

[kurth_]

32. You don't have to be a gourmet chef to know bad cooking

You don't have to be a football coach to see a bad play.
Etc, etc.

[graywarrior]

34. Tell that to half the country who are republicans

[blondeatlast]

35. Sniffa nad I were in the same group interview; we were both BRILLIANT.

David Plouffe will carry his regret that he never called us forever; it'll be carved on his tombstone.

[graywarrior]

36. Maybe we all exceed their intelligence requirements

Maybe they fear people would want to vote for one of us instead. There's always that possibility. We're such a think tank.

[blondeatlast]

37. Y'know, Plouffe did narrow his eyes a bit at my suggestion that Obama eat a baby

to show support for stem cell research.

He was jealous, I KNEW it!

[graywarrior]

40. He's jealous AND thrifty.

He probably had some baby fritters.