Sarah, I have a question:

[mb7588a]

We need the media to ask the important questions of our time, not talk about lipstick:

"What do you think should be the long-term commitments and level of potential support for a stable Afghanistan? Could you also elaborate on your campaign's plan to mitigate the effects of our tumultuous relationship with the leadership in Islamabad on our reported covert military operations and intelligence sources in the border region?"

[opiate69]

1. "What was that middle part??

[Lakerstan]

2. I would put them on eBay!

Of course...

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. "Fargo"

Thanks but no thanks.

[LibDemAlways]

4. Palin's probable response:

"Well, I appreciate the question but I'll defer to Senator McCain on that one. Perhaps you'd like to ask me something about how I stopped the Bridge to Nowhere."

[gauguin57]

5. "I'm quick on the trigger, with targets not much bigger than a pinpoint ... er ...

... babiesjesusgodpipelineearmarksbridgetonowhereworkforthiscountryhefoughtforyouhockeymompitbulllipstickgunsfielddressamoosemyhusbandsinaunion"

[srhuddle]

6. We'd get a terrifying answer.

"What? Islamabad? Oh! I have a slammin' bod? Thanks so much!"

Cue awe-struck horror from the interviewer, followed by Palin loudly slurping moose stew from a thermos before reapplying her lipstick.

[mb7588a]

7. Or...

"Islamabad? They told me to say that's where Barack was brainwashed."