-----Hey DU, Can we Jangle Some KEYS now? Can we?-----

[NYC_SKP]

John is known to us for his temper, I think it's time America sees it in all its glory.

Live, during a press event.

First, let's ask him if he remembers any jokes about Chelsea and Janet Reno, or if knows of any "Magnificent Ape" jokes.

If that doesn't work, then we should try some key-jangling.

Seriously, given McCain's past jokes about Chelsea Clinton, woman being raped by an ape and enjoying it, and calling his wife a C***, I don't care what tactics we use.

I'm all for respecting those who suffer from PTSD. But how many more will suffer if he becomes president, hmmm?

:patriot:

[Newsjock]

1. No! We cannot do this!

Because ... because ... they might denounce us! They might call us bad names! They might say we are insensitive! We have done such a good job of being deferential, and we have reaped the rewards this campaign season. The Republicans have not called us any bad names, and they have not accused us of any ugly campaigning. We must keep it this way! For America!

[NYC_SKP]

3. Then lets just use his history against him...

the jokes alone ought to embarrass him into the flash zone.

I'd love to see him spontaneously combust.

[Coexist]

2. the stragety... it BURNS!!!

Don't cast asparagus at mccain... nooooooo!