Big White Ring on arena floor at Con-Con

[gumby]

What is that thing for?

Are they gonna mud wrestle? Burn witches? Guess I'll find out soon enough.

[GingerSnaps]

1. It's God's landing strip

God's going to come down and land right in the middle of that circle and anoint Bush as the chosen one. :evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

2. "Ground Zero for the Rapture"

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. Oh please, please

I hope so. Then we can have our planet back.

[MrScorpio]

3. A way to make the two or three black delegates really stand out

That way you don't have to look too hard for them in the crowd

[noamnety]

4. reminds me of my old truck

I had a truck I bought for $500 that was so old it left a circle of rust on the driveway around it each time it rained. We affectionately called it the "brown ring of quality."

Maybe the stage has something to do with my old truck. It wouldn't surprise me, frankly. My truck's parking brake was broken, so it was hard to prevent it from rolling downhill. And to start it, you had to prop open the little flap in center of the air filter with a wrench, because it had too much gas, not enough oxygen.

[SpiralHawk]

5. That's the legendary "White Ring of the Boner Brotherhood"

Part of the ancient Skull & Boner tradition. Just keep your eye on it. At the appropriate moment, an AWOL Skull & Boner Chimp will prance out into the "center" of the "White Ring' and start intoning his "Satanic" mantra: "Terra, Terra, Terra. Evildoers. Evildoers. Evildoers. Tax cut. Tax cut. Tax cut."

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. I heard there were some crosses on the lecterns

I think they're going to hit all the subliminals.

What a whacked out bunch of people.