The first Draft of Sarah Palin (SNL Amazing Time Savers infomercial)

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

Unfortunately there is no video of this sketch on the web, but I've linked to a transcript. The set-up is a perky spokesmodel (Heather Locklear) whose pitch for a pasta maker is laced with insane RW statements.

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Key exchange:

Richard Hayden: Well, Janet, you know what? I'm going to demonstrate my pasta-maker for you and your audience. Do you think your audience would like that?

< the audience claps >

Janet Miles: This I have to see! Now, this is a complicated process. Right, Richard?

Richard Hayden: No. My pasta-maker is easy to operate, because the directions are easy to follow.

Janet Miles: Well, we've heard that before: you buy an appliance with easy-to-follow directions, and you get it home, and you need a Ph.D to figure it out. Usually, this "easy direction" stuff is a big lie.. like the Holocaust! Now, are your directions really easy to follow? Or is it just another Holocaust-type scam?

Richard Hayden: Uh.. they're, uh.. they're, uh.. easy to follow.. they, uh.. involve, uh.. three easy steps..

Janet Miles: Well, does the audience want to see these three easy steps to good-tasting pasta?


http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93tsavers.phtml