This Photo Is Begging For a Caption

[berni_mccoy]

[RoccoR5955]

1. OMG --- This geezer DOES smell like urine... don't let me touch him!

[Erin Elizabeth]

4. Old man smell! OHMAHGAW!

[Blaq Dem]

38. I think I'm PREGNANT!

She doesn't believe in sex education. Remember?

[Erin Elizabeth]

2. You've heard of air kissing?

Well, we air hug. Because we're cool like that.



















Ok and also because Gramps took his fucking Viagra again. Get that shit away from me. He always acts so proud of that cigarette sized dick.

[mcctatas]

3. "I am gonna kick Bob Dole's ass...

he must have slipped grandpa a Viagra"

[gauguin57]

5. Vampira meets Dorian Gray!

She looks like she's gonna bite his neck.

Ewww ... I just made myself sick.

[Mrs. Overall]

6. Cindy said she'd beat the shit out of me if I gave him a real hug...

[Frisbee]

13. Cindy is probably hoping...

she wears him out so she doesn't have too. (If she ever does)

[PM7nj]

7. Eww! Eww! Eww! Get him away! Eww!

[Erin Elizabeth]

8. ...

OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPEEEEEE OH GOD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MEEEEEE!!!

[cameozalaznick]

9. Math is hard... Wanna Go Shopping...

[dbonds]

10. That better be a microphone in your pocket!!!!

[Cha]

21. ..

[RoccoR5955]

46. The caption for THAT one should be:

Sarah:"Now watch how mommy talks into the man's microphone. You'll have to do it soon, as well as other things, so that we can breed more mindless sheeple."
McCain:"Now talk into the microphone girls."

[imax2268]

11. They bought it...

they really really bought it...

[Name removed]

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[Dr.Phool]

32. ?

[Blondiegrrl]

35. Looks like we have a visitor.

:eyes:

[Captiosus]

14. Honestly, the first thing I thought...

Where's Palin's wedding ring?

Just curious.
For being a proud wife, she sure is amazingly bereft of a ring on the left hand in that picture.

[grannylib]

20. I think she's actually wearing one; it's just hard to see. If you look

at the side of her finger closest to her pinky, you can see the curve of what looks like a ring to me.

[RB TexLa]

34. People don't wear those every day.

I might have worn mine five or four times in two years.

[Montauk6]

15. OH... MY... GOD... HAI KARATE????

[TK421]

16. Well....

Anck Su Namun and Imhotep embrace after convention.....

[begin_within]

17. It's a remake of this

[1corona4u]

18. "The nails, the nails"...

they're still wet, moron!!

[FloridaJudy]

30. Omigod! Shades of Young Frankenstein!

"Not on the lips!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZJ2_Vv_ttM

Of course, they'd have to retitle it "Old Frankenstein".

[kestrel91316]

19. Gawd, he better not mess up my hair!!!

[mscuedawg]

22. "Careful John...we teach abstinence in my family"

[quantass]

23. "...and thats with no viagra baby!"

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

24. Ewww, don't get your old on me....

[mw]

25. Whoa! Old people smell!

nt

[4_Legs_Good]

26. Oh God! Do I have to??!?!?!?

[KathieG]

27. OMG...I am so allergic to mothballs

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

28. Remember, Bitch.. I AM a Governor, YOU are ONLY a Senator

[SemiCharmedQuark]

29. She looks like someone who just had a bucket of slime thrown at them

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

31. "OMG! Is that McChubby?"

:puke:

[Blondiegrrl]

36. LOL! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

[yurbud]

43. McChode

[whatchamacallit]

33. Wham Bam, another Palin on the way! n/t

[whatchamacallit]

37. Oh shit, he's pressing his tumor on me again! n/t

[Johonny]

39. trust me I'd touch you if I didn't just do my nails

What the hell is there an invisible force field around these two?

[PBS Poll-435]

40. Shock and Awe

Ewwww

[WCGreen]

41. Hey Sarah...

I just took the little blue pill...

[Eurobabe]

42. Just think of Merkel with Bush

[Butch350]

44. Hey sugar, not on the first date - we just met!

[Mushroom]

45. heheheh

Who's been messing with the mannequins again!

[bushisanidiot]

47. Can't we just shake hands like everyone else, Senator? Why do you insist on touching me?

:P

[truthisfreedom]

48. OMG! Did he take Viagra?

[Nipper1959]

49. Get that thing away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!