All Right, Who's Ready for JOHN "TWO BIG BALLS" McSAME?

[JeffreyWilliamson]

To bore us all to death! Hooray, my friends. I tell you HOORAY!

Who's with me!

[book_worm]

1. Take a shot every time he says 'my friends'

[geekgrrl]

3. that would mean alcohol poisoning for sure!

And I can't even stomach the speech to begin with!

[corkhead]

2. did you know he was a P.O. Dubya?

[JeffreyWilliamson]

4. I have never had a sig line...

...until now. I will credit it to you if you will let me use it, my friend.

[corkhead]

7. P.O. Dubya isn't mine, I saw it here and I am not sure who to credit it to, but I am sure it is ok

:toast:

[liberalmuse]

5. He says he's going to reach out his 'scarred' hand to us.

McCain plans to unite the parties and change the discourse in Washington, which means he's going to have that creepy tone in his voice that reminds me of a pedophile trying to lure his victim. :scared:

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Just pray you don't hear a plane engine revving up.................

or the whole room is screwed.