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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:36 PM
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Poll question: Has Sarah Palin practiced glossolalia in front of strange men?
Edited on Thu Sep-04-08 03:40 PM by Kurt_and_Hunter
If so, are there videos? If there are that would derail her candidacy.

Does she flop around and bark like a dog when she does it, or just kind of lie there making noises?

Enquiring minds want to know.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:37 PM
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1. As a strange man myself, she's too weird even for me.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:38 PM
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2. And to cheering throngs in front of cameras, too.That's some twisted "family values"
that is.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:40 PM
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3. (ahem) glossOlalia, maybe?
(For the Googling croed...)
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:41 PM
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4. Sorry, just caught that myself.
Edited on Thu Sep-04-08 03:43 PM by Kurt_and_Hunter
Must... use... dictionary... (even when I think I know)

:spank:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:43 PM
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6. No worries; I need to find out what a Googling croed is now...
I won't edit my spelling since I called you on yours! :rofl:
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 06:04 PM
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17. Far from the Googling Croed is a great book!
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:42 PM
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5. You got pictures?
Edited on Thu Sep-04-08 03:43 PM by tularetom
As a human being she's pretty repulsive. But i wouldn't mind seeing her with those glasses off and her hair down glossalizing in her mini skirt.

Sorry if I seem like a dirty old man. Today is my 67th b'day.
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 04:16 PM
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14. I hope somebody does.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 04:18 PM
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16. Video is expected within a week... I hear it isn't for the faint of heart! nt
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:16 PM
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18. I hope so. It would be nice for somebody's jesusmania to be a detriment for once
But it would probably make her more popular...

Maybe handling snakes?
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:48 PM
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7. Soamma kindita mucktoba yuvaba!
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:59 PM
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13. "Well I told her I was lost, and she told me all about the Pentecost"
DUNCAN
Paul Simon
______________

Couple in the next room
Bound to win a prize
They've been goin' at it all night long
Well,I'm trying t get some sleep
but these motel walls are cheap
Lincoln Duncan is my name
and here's my song
Here's my song

My father was a fisherman
my mama was the fisherman's friend
and I was born in the boredom and the chowder
So when I reached my prime
I left my home in the maritimes
Headed down the turnpike for New England
Sweet New England

Holes in my confidence
Holes in the knees of my jeans
I was left without a penny in my pocket
Oo-ooo-oo wee I was about
destituted as a kid could be
And I wished I wore a ring
so I could hock it
I'd like to hock it

A young girl in a parking lot
was preaching to a crowd
singing sacred songs and
reading from the Bible
Well I told her I was lost
and she told me all about the Pentecost
And I seen that girl as the road to my survi-val

Just later on the very same night
When I crept to her tent with a flashlight
and my long years of innocence ended
Well she took me to the woods sayin'
"Here comes somethin' and it feels so good!"
And just like a dog I was befriended
I was befriended

Oh, oh, what a night
Oh what a garden of delight
Even now that sweet memory lingers
I was playin' my guitar
lying underneath the stars
Just thankin' the Lord for my fingers
For my fingers
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-05-08 05:42 PM
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19. -
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kurth_ Donating Member (395 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:49 PM
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8. Hey, I like tongue action
:)
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musicblind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:49 PM
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9. What is glossolalia?
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:51 PM
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10. link
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:53 PM
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11. Speaking in tongues. Religious euphoria. Churches like Palin's do it all the time.
Some of 'em think you're not "saved" if you haven't done it.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 03:54 PM
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12. Yes, but she's more often doen it in front of strange moose.
Not her fault -- just not many people up there in Alaska.

Question: if one practices glossolalia in Alaska during the winter, does one get one's tongue stuck to a pump handle?
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RichardRay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 04:17 PM
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15. Actually I think she was doing it last night at the RNC convention.
At least I didn't recognize the noises she was making as any language with which I'm familiar.

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