Wonkette's hilarious take on the Palin speech

[DemFromMem]

There is just one hilarious observation after another.

http://wonkette.com/402518/liveblogging-famous-historical-war-leader-sarah-palin-at-the-rnc

[Muttocracy]

1. my 3 favorites

9:43 PM — Ha ha, community organizers help dirty negroes, but mayors of 6,000-population help white people.
9:44 PM — This is cute, watching her read the attack-dog speech. You are all free to hate her now, because she’s a tool.
9:44 PM — From ditzy hockey mom to snarling monster in 15 minutes! This really is like a terrible movie about rednecks on oxycontin.

[trueblue2007]

12. my favorite: Sarah screwing around on her husband

the fundie GOP's are gonna hate this one........


9:16 PM — “John McCain’s presidential campaign is threatening a lawsuit against the National Enquirer over a print edition story the tabloid ran today alleging that Gov. Sarah Palin has had an extramarital affair with her husband’s business partner.” Wait, what?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/03/mccain-camp-battles-natio_n_123696.html

[bicentennial_baby]

2. !!!

"It’s a good thing Sarah Palin will be the friend and advocate of the special-needs kids, should she somehow get to the White House if everybody else running all dies, and all the voters die, in a plague. Because with Palin’s advocacy and, say, a personal fortune, you could take care of your special-needs kids!"

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

3. WOW!!!!! Thanks for the link. Terrific...

So let’s welcome the new Geraldine Ferraro, “Barracuda Sarah” Palin — her own sister just called her that, on CNN —

It would be so great if Giuliani just fell over dead right now, and was found to be wearing a bondage outfit under that million-dollar suit — a bondage outfit made of korans.

Ugh, this is painful. Couldn’t somebody with a better voice and command of language just read a speech for her, offstage, the way the Chinese did the Olympic singing trick?

[Tunkamerica]

4. snowbilly! ha! n/t

[gateley]

5. VERY funny! Thanks!! nt

[Bread and Circus]

6. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. I laughed. I cried....sigh :) good read.

[mzmolly]

7. Heh.

9:44 PM — This is cute, watching her read the attack-dog speech. You are all free to hate her now, because she’s a tool.
9:44 PM — From ditzy hockey mom to snarling monster in 15 minutes! This really is like a terrible movie about rednecks on oxycontin.

[Critters2]

8. "she is complaining about the roar of a crowd, to the roar of a crowd."

Do not try to follow this or your head will explode.


:rofl:

[jberryhill]

10. Except... Obama had a crowd

The RNC emptied Gitmo to fill some of those seats tonight.

[Cronopio]

9. My personal favorites ...

9:31 PM — She already can’t lead: She’s been dumbly saying, “Thank you … Thank you so much” like a voice-mail robot for like nine hours now, instead of waving her hand and starting the speech.

9:40 PM — This is really incredible. We need a new, meaner word for “vapid lightweight.”

9:43 PM — Ha ha, community organizers help dirty negroes, but mayors of 6,000-population help white people.

10:07 PM — America, we’ve met Sarah Palin before. It was in junior high. She was that snarling evil god-obsessed nut who punished you constantly and enjoyed nothing more than torture — seeing you tortured, that is. And your parents would never quite believe it because she “seemed like a nice lady,” from a distance, with her squeaky voice.

Great column.

[Bluebear]

11. 'This isn’t a veep nominee’s speech. It’s a goddamned infomercial for home-schooling.'

[Stardust]

13. Thanks...I've never read Wonkette before (kinda stuck on DU)...great read!

knitgrrl says at 10:41 pm, September 3rd, 2008
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I want to rip out my vagina and throw it at her, right now.

:rofl:

[DangerousRhythm]

15. ROFL!

Sadly, I felt the same.

[chatnoir]

14. "First Dude" a cheating snowmachine racer as well

CthuNHu says at 10:42 pm, September 3rd, 2008

“And my hubby’s a super-awesome snowmachine racer WHO WAS CAUGHT CHEATING IN THE 2007 IRONDOG RACE!”

Oh, wait. She left that second part out.

http://community.adn.com/adn/adn_pubstory_316352#comment-151613

http://www.supercub.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?p=138795&highlight=


Interesting 2nd comment on 1st link

"February 17, 2008 - 12:10pm | cjdraveling1

Cheating

Oh, Plllleeeezzzz....his wifey is the governor and at that time high up with the politicians. They wouldn't want the governor's skeletons to be let out of the closet....she was quite the snowmachine drunk on their weekends at the Forks Roadhouse in Peters Creek too.

[SmokingJacket]

16. That is great.

I'm emailing to everyone.

[Eurobabe]

17. Too funny, I added a comment

did anyone else see the little girl spit shine the baby's head? I had a Wolfowitz flashback moment.

What IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE?? I honestly think they were brought here by aliens and put amongst us.

[krkaufman]

18. Possibly my favorite...

9:40 PM — This is really incredible. We need a new, meaner word for “vapid lightweight.”

[Mad_Dem_X]

19. Too funny and right on target! nt