"John McCain Bought Our Freedom" According to Huckabee

[my2sense]

Give me a dayum break...he's crazier than I thought.

:puke:

[BrklynLiberal]

1. maybe, but BushCO sold it, and McSame helped

[my2sense]

5. Exactly - and why didn't I get my cut?

:crazy:

[Captain Hilts]

2. So where'd he put it? I can't find mine. nt

[avaistheone1]

4. Neither can Amy Goodman or the activists in St Paul

[Connie_Corleone]

3. I know he's old, but I didn't know he fought in the Revolutionary War.

[H2O Man]

6. It's true.

The Viet Cong planned to steal American children's school desks, and use them for dominoes.

[my2sense]

8. bwahahahahahahah

[Hayabusa]

15. You almost bought me a new monitor. Can the vets buy me that, too?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. All by himself?

Wow. That's impressive. If McAncient hadn't been a POW (did you know he'd been a POW? Bet you didn't know that; he's been so shy about it) by now we would all have been the prisoners of... who? Ho Chi Minh?

[my2sense]

9. I guess he's a super hero now n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. No, Johnny McCarthy did

He served his country honorably, doing the best job he could, just like thousands of other regular guys who enlisted out of high school. They didn't have a rich connected daddy to give them things. They just did their duty as they saw fit. Too bad PTSD helped end Johnny's life too soon. RIP, my school chum.

[Middle finga]

11. History books always taught me it Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt

were the people I should thank for our freedom, I must have missed John McCain's name

[Ilsa]

12. Invading Vietnam had something to do with OUR freedom? What bullshit. nt

[crimsonblue]

13. McCain had to buy it back

because he'd previously spent it on strippers.

[Left Is Write]

14. He did? I had no idea the North Vietnamese were threatening our freedom.

[Eric J in MN]

18. The North Vietnamese won the war,

...and didn't proceed to conquer America.

I guess we aren't free on account of John McCain.

[HooptieWagon]

16. Wasn't slavery outlawed?

[LSK]

17. dude, the vietnamese were about to invade us and put us in camps

:eyes:

[mokawanis]

19. I think Huck is giving a speech he used during the primaries

part of it anyway, the old line about having Lava soap in his house when he was a kid. Couldn't the fucker at least have written a new speech?

[SanchoPanza]

20. The Romney Boys bought me five Freedoms and half a Liberty.

We all know slacking around your daddy's campaign bus is an equivalent measure of service. They can be Co-Presidents.

[goodgd_yall]

21. I thought they were unalienable rights

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