Goodbye - I have decided to become a Republican

[jberryhill]

I always wondered what the difference was between Democrats and Republicans.

Now I know.

The democrats want to take my tax money and use it to support teenage mothers.

But with the Republicans, I get to see the teenagers on TV first, and they get a whole lot more money.

I'm sending my two sons to Alaska to do some drilling and lay some pipe. They might strike it RICH!

[WCGreen]

1. OMG that is fucking hilarious....

[Happyhippychick]

2. Oh yeah!!?? Well drill THIS baby!!!

:)

sorry, feisty mood.

[Growler]

3. lol!

[valerief]

4. I think Democrats should infiltrate the Republican party and demand

good candidates for office!

I know, pie in the sky.

[loveable liberal]

5. I want to 'drill' and 'lay pipe' too!!!!

[chicagoexpat]

6. Hell, send ME

tho I'd rather nail a millionaire heiress like that great entrepreneur, McCain

[holiday]

7. that is so horrible and SO funny lolololol

thanks for making me laugh. I needed a good laugh since this whole debacle started.

[CalGator]

hmm

After they "do some drilling" and "lay some pipe", maybe they'll do something about the oil crisis, too. Heyo!!!!

[damndude]

8. tell 'm their supposed to wait six weeks before they start laying the pipe

[Arugula Latte]

9. What if your sons become Fish Pickers instead?

That SOUNDS like it could be some sort of sexual innuendo thing, doesn't it? ;)

[Bigleaf]

10. Here is the official 'Layin Pipe' video for you. Awesome song by an awesome musician:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8S_Kv89IU

[lib2DaBone]

11. Oh here we go again...."The DEMS are going to raise my Taxes"

boo hoo <anguish><woahoo is me> Did you hear what Biden said today about taxes? MOST EXCELLENT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWn_08JPkvI ...."if you're a Senior and you make less than $50K.. you won't even be required to file." Now you got my 'tention Joe....