It has to be said folks: It's OK for a 16 year old girl to get pregnant

[hedgehog]

and marry an 18 year old hockey player, but it's not OK for two adults to marry if they happen to be of the same sex? Oh, and no one is to comment on the first couple, but everyone in the world is invited to interfere with the second!

[Liberal Veteran]

1. But...but...but. Adam and Eve! Not Adam and Steve!

And man on dog sex!

[Left Is Write]

3. That argument always baffles me.

If you allow same-sex marriage, pretty soon every other guy on the street will want to marry his horse! Or his dog! Or a cow!

Because, of course, loving another person is the same as wanting to marry an animal.

[Liberal Veteran]

It is no more baffling than the idea that gays marrying will make everyone gay.

That's the one that gets to me. As though somehow if gays get married, every heterosexual will suddenly start craving same gender sex.

[Left Is Write]

9. And heterosexual marriages that were previously just fine will falter and crumble.

'Cause allowing same-sex marriage will destroy marriage as we know it. The whole list of arguments is baffling, really!

[jgraz]

8. It makes more sense if you keep in mind that Republicans are dumbfucks.

Just sayin...

[southpaw]

5. Box Turtles!!!

You forgot BOX TURTLES, for the love of Mike!

[Liberal Veteran]

7. Oh won't someone please think of the box turtles?!

My bad...that one is so bizarre that I am surprised I forgot it.

[Hard_Work]

11. Now, now...

See! Mike on box turtle love is just the beginning if gays marry!!!!!1
:sarcasm: (just in case)

[hedgehog]

12. Well, as long as it's box turtles and not snapping turtles!

Those guys would be really hazardous!

[Left Is Write]

2. Teenage pregnant girls are deserving of privacy.

Unless, of course, they want to have an abortion. Then their private lives and their reproductive organs belong to the conservatives who want to tell her what to do with those reproductive organs.

[hedgehog]

4. We have to keep pounding this home: it's not about who had or is having

babies in the Palin household, it's about the Palins of the world using the law to stick their noses into other people's business!

[BrklynLiberal]

6. It is the unadulterated, unmitigated, unbelievable HYPOCRISY of every

repuke who tries to control others and shove their private beliefs down the throats of the entire country by making mandatory, what should be optional, and by making illegal, what should be a private matter.

[JuniperLea]

10. We need a pledge from the Palin family...

On how many new born babies they can handle... all of the abortions they are against would produce babies that someone needs to care for...