Choose your own Adventure: 2008 VP Campaign

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You have a pregnant teen.

You are going to run for VP.

You know rumors are already out there, and it will be impossible to keep it a secret.

1) Release a press release quietly asking for privacy...handle questions about hypocrisy the way your party normally does by deflecting or repeating your insane "message"

2) Let other people find out about the pregnancy, let your political enemies get paranoid that you are hiding more, let them do their general attacks, go overboard,
and then jump on that tired "liberal media" paper tiger as if you are personally attacked and wounded egotistically beyond belief. acting experience helps.

It's like clockwork, and it should be obvious to anyone over 25+ that knows what "24 hour news cycle/cable news" really is.