john edwards just went home

[DefenseLawyer]

barack obama is a president

[maseman]

1. What the hell does that mean?

:shrug:

[uppityperson]

3. The blue line reaches past the asparagus bed.

[Connie_Corleone]

2. And DefenseLawyer jumped over the moon.

:shrug:

[Fovea]

4. Your attempt to generate information

resulted in noise.

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. The equestrian jumped over the hedge

John McCain is a songbird

[Connie_Corleone]

6. Sarah Palin killed Rudolf.

[NatBurner]

18. she field dressed the little bastard, too

[graywarrior]

7. The pool isn't in yet, but the patio is dry.

[The Stranger]

20. Lenny Bruce!

[graywarrior]

30. Not many people know that!

[dionysus]

8. mainly because half of the people i was with at the time believed it until i explained the situation

[redqueen]

12. :P

[bushisanidiot]

28. rofl!

that makes me laugh every time.

[Born_A_Truman]

81. Me too!

LMAO!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

48. Damn it!

You beat me to it!

[Left Is Write]

49. :)

:D

[Iggo]

58. .

:rofl:

[racaulk]

67. That just doesn't get old!

:rofl:

[SurfingAtWork]

9. Mainly because half the people I was with belived it until I explained the situation to them

[redqueen]

10. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them

[panader0]

11. I used to walk to school

Now I carry my books

[Whisp]

77. I used to throw my books uphill... both ways.

[Egnever]

13. asparagus cocktails remember winter exoduses

[Bunny]

14. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and I'll be home for Christmas.

Your loving son,

Queen Victoria

[bunkerbuster1]

27. Just you wait and seeeee...

[Iggo]

59. Daddy, please don't.

It wasn't his fault.

[uppityperson]

15. Mainly because half the people I was with belived it until I explained the situation to them

[glitch]

72. STILL funny!

Did that poster ever explain that OP?

[Connie_Corleone]

16. My brother killed my husband.

Obama is a President.

[windbreeze]

17. I love these threads...

They are always so unexpected....and I needed a laugh this morning...thanx guys/gals...wb

[undeterred]

19. Is the word "motherfucker" sexist?

[JuniperLea]

29. Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker!

Don't need no budget boob
Don't need no funky lube
You wanna deal?
I wanna snitch
Such a wild-ass bitch
But you can't touch this so

Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
to rub your face in the turd

Well c'mon

Don't need no vintage tits
Don't need no tight ass lips
You wanna thrill?
You gotta learn
Better step back as the deathpunk burns so

Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
to rub your face in the turd

They say that rats ain't got no friends
They say that stink will never end
Never, never, never, ever

Gimme that dirty food
Gimme that angel's lude
You wanna rock?
You gotta roll
Washing your gold in a toilet bowl so

So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
to rub your face in the turd
Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't spend it all in one place
Li'l puppy needs a helping foot
To kick the sand in your face
Let's go
To kick the sand in your face
Let's go
To kick the sand in your face
Let's go
To kick the sand in your face

Just don't say it

[Gold Metal Flake]

21. How many is a brazillian?

[cali]

22. only the white crocus can understand

the flight of the polar bears.

[The Stranger]

23. . . . when the Aspens turn colors . . .

(or something like that)

[cali]

39. When the Aspens flame gold, only the white crocus

can understand the flight of the weeping polar bears.

[Bozita]

80. Keep an eye on those Aspen roots. I hear they entangle with each other (like fornicating)

Scooter Libby told me.

He also told stories about caged bears having sex with young girls.

[Metric System]

24. Message received. Transmission complete.

[Highway61]

25. wow

Put the bong down...you've had enough.

[Zuiderelle]

26. My cat hacked up his first hairball. The dog is a bitch.

[AlCzervik]

31. Got my ass kicked doing community service. Note to self, stay away from Art Museums.

[glitch]

70. LOL! nt

[Alter Ego]

32. The gray eagle flaps its wings not at night.

[wyldwolf]

33. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[Hutzpa]

34. I loath these

ah well.....

you may carry on......

[azmouse]

35. "Call for Amanda Hugandkiss"

"Ohhhh... why can't I find Amanda Hugandkiss?"

[undeterred]

36. John edwards is trig's babydaddy.

[TheDebbieDee]

37. The dog barks at midnight............

[gatorboy]

38. Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.

[Lex]

40. One: Cut a hole in the box . . .

[cliffordu]

41. A screaming comes across the sky

[Danascot]

68. It happened before but nothing compares to it now

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers."

[AspenRose]

42. My cow is pooped.

Sorry, I meant my cow JUST pooped.

:crazy:

[Fire_brand]

43. All Three

[JFKfanforever]

44. TWAS BRILLIG AND THE SLITHY GOPS...

TWAS BRILLIG AND THE SLITHY GOPS
DID GYRE AND GIMBLE IN ST PAUL;
ALL MIMSY WERE THE FERTILE POPS,
BUT THE PALIN MOMS OUT-GOBSMACKED ALL!

[DefenseLawyer]

45. Okay what the hell???

As fabulous as this post is, in a Chauncey Gardiner sort of way, I DID NOT post this. Is it possible to be hacked on DU? Have I been sabotaged? I demand a full investigation.

[PA Democrat]

46. A few people mentioned the same type of thing happened to them yesterday.

Can't recall who it was.

[uppityperson]

73. seemslikeadream and someone else had random posts not posted by them.

change your password and contact mods or admin.

[Blue Diadem]

50. If you didn't post it, better pm the admins.

I remember reading that a couple people had the same problem yesterday.

[the Sundance Kid]

47. How Now Brown POW??

[Critters2]

51. Behold the mighty pelican, his mouth can hold more than his belly can

I wonder how the hell he can. Silly pelican.

[snooper2]

52. I put on my cap, George Bush poops green

nt

[snooper2]

53. I put on my cap, George Bush poops green

nt

[RainDog]

54. When is does not. n/t

[Spike89]

55. How dare you!

Just because FReepers are free from logical rules and the neccesity of making sense doesn't mean we should drop to their level. (Do I need to point out that I'm kidding because I have a low post count?) I've been seeing plenty of high count trolls outing themselves lately, perhaps a low count is now a sign of purity?

[itsrobert]

56. fish is the secret n/t

n/t

[Burma Jones]

57. Disregard Lee L. Mercer Jr. at your peril

All Three

[LSK]

60. Call Congress RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

[Iggo]

61. First you take a baloon....

...uh...do you have a baloon?

[vegansrule]

62. The OP makes less sense than the lyrics to "I am the Walrus"

[DefenseLawyer]

63. Because everyone keeps piling on, and rightly so

I feel compelled to again state that I did not author this gem. I don't know who did, I don't know how it got here and I don't know what it means. To quote every crazy person I've ever met, I'm not crazy!

[DevonRex]

64. I'm enjoying it. :) nt

[LaurenG]

65. Well My cat is much cuter than Edwards' cat.

:hi:

[jhain]

66. "Answer the phone, dammit!"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

69. Got the hell kicked out of me for doing community service.

[redwitch]

71. just so long as she uses a different voice.

kthxbai

[IndependentDem]

74. ,

>

[RagAss]

75. The Aristocrats !

[Phredicles]

76. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[tomg]

78. As the crow flies,

so goes the nation.

[shawmut]

79. I thought we could only talk about Project X in the private forum?