Introducing your unwed daughter's baby daddy to a room full of social conservatives

[underpants]

Ideas?
Suggestions?

Boy the army of "Tucker"s and "E. III"s on McCain staff must be wringling their hands. They don't teach this sort of stuff at Cornell and Haaahvad.

Ladies and Gentlemen.....

:shrug:

Tough spot that one.

[msongs]

1. they wear their scarlet letters proudly because NOBODY is gonna call them on it lol nt

[mod mom]

7. Hey to some they're creating future Christian fascist soldiers.

[patrice]

10. THAT's the basic motive. One generation enslaving another.

[patrice]

29. Not to mention one Gender enslaving another . . . .

[patrice]

8. Not only will they not be called on it, they will be REWARDED while the entire nation watches,

including millions and millions of teenagers.

[Iris]

21. so romantic!

just like Romeo and Juliet! :loveya:

[patrice]

25. Kids will LOVE it!!!

[Heather MC]

27. umm Romeo and Juliet end up commiting Joint Suicide?

But hey at least they are together in HEAVEN!

[underpants]

28. Not according to Fox News

they "retired" to a "quiet life together"

[Seen the light]

43. Millions of teens are watching the RNC convention?

Um....................surely you jest?

[stanwyck]

45. I want to be just like Bristol! Look at all the attention

she's getting! And isn't Levi cute? It's just so romantic. Just like "The Hills". With smowmobiles. Expect even more unplanned fundy babies. Bristol and Levi will be their new role models. And we'll have the spectacle of all those righteous Republicans standing and cheering these two kids for what exactly? Well, for fornication outside the confines of marriage.
Damn those gay people. They did this to Bristol and Levi.
I see a new reality show brewing!

[Inspired]

2. He might want to remove the can of Skoal from his back pocket first.

[enough]

3. "This is the wonderful young man who has brought our family the wonderful joy of unwed motherhood."

Praise be!

It's a whole new world out there.

[patrice]

4. McCan't said it himself; Christianity means "I am forgiven & saved." BEHAVIOR DOES NOT MATTER

You can do whatever you want. Jesus died for you, so you don't have to be responsible.

More Magical Religious Thinking.

:crazy:

[WinkyDink]

31. Matthew 25 would beg to diffa:

25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

25:42 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
25:43 I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
25:44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
25:45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.
25:46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

[gateley]

5. I think of the boyfriends I had when I was 17 --

any one of them would have been PISSED to have to do this. (I'm assuming he was kind of pressured into it.)

[rurallib]

9. Maybe he'll get drunk or stoned before hand

some of that good liquid courage?

[patrice]

11. Republicans will fix that with a solid gold career track. Whether she wins or looses, this kid's l

life is signed sealed and delivered. I hope he likes it.

[NashVegas]

18. And In 15 Years, There Will Be a Craig's List Ad - "M4W"

"I was inspired (or cursed) to write this ad in search of other married attractive folks who are unhappy, but unwilling to make a drastic change in their lives at this time, due to children or other legitimate reasons. I am just getting more depressed every day living without passion, desire, and intimacy. Please respond if you feel the same way. You will see that I am a very real person, with very real emotions. Take care."

[patrice]

22. That's the best kind of relationship: NO commitment. No problem!

[JBoy]

20. Levi's wishing he'd kept it in his jeans.

[davepc]

23. He's probably set for life now....or as long as they can use him politically.

[rurallib]

6. Well maybe the police could be pulled away from head-busting

for a while. Or maybe Palin could call up the Alaska National Guard.

[nancyr]

12. For hypocrites, it's no problem.

[katmondoo]

13. I think it's sick but at the same time I am laughing hysterically

[mcctatas]

14. Palin is an opportunistic sleaze bag

"The young man's presence could set off a media frenzy around the young couple as photographers and cameramen scramble for pictures of the two teenagers..."

Just what I'd want to put my pregnant 17 yo daughter through! :puke:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/03/levi-johnstons-mom-on-bri_n_123458.html

[underpants]

26. I agree

even my mother (W supporter) this morning:

I said, "You know if (our daughter) was pregnant"

She cut me off shaking her head "I know exactly what you are going to say. No you can't throw someone into this like that. You would have to say no to the offer"

Amazing. THAT is what is permeating here.

[mcctatas]

30. Even my fundie MIL (who loves Palin on the issues) said

something along the lines of "How can she do that to her daughter, if she has to accept, why parade her daughter around" (of course she thinks it's the nasty media being hard on Palin, but seems to recognize that even if it is the media, the choice on how to handle it is Palin's)

[WinkyDink]

15. Sarah's a MAVERICK! Yup, yup!

[Orsino]

16. Isn't it fun to see them forced to cheer?

And to pretend not to notice that they're being forced to cheer?

[patrice]

19. It's for McSHAME.

[spanone]

17. will he get a standing ovation?

[gateley]

24. God - what an uncomfortable situation.

It was stupid to have him attend.

And, will the parents-to-be share the same hotel room?

[spanone]

33. i bet the family treats him like a piece of shit....except on national teevee

[Iris]

42. probably. It doesn't take much in our culture to get one.

[Hugin]

32. I had a similar experience when I was dating someone with 8 -big- brothers and a sister, once.

Ah, I remember it like it was yesterday.

They formed a circle of chairs around a central chair with a bright lamp focused on it.... Then, I was dragged in
and restrained on the central chair while the group formed an interrogation squad loving family around me.

After six hours of all of this intimidation family loving closeness, I was finally able to assure them my intentions concerning their sibling were honorable.

[underpants]

34. Run Forest RUN!!

:woohoo:

[Hugin]

40. Naturally, when earlier I'd overheard them discussing a 'Grilling'...

I assumed they were planning some Buffalo Wings or a nice Brisket. I like brisket.

[ieoeja]

36. Personally, I want nothing to do with anyone in a family like that.

I've run into it only once that I can recall. I told 'em to shove it then walked out.

I did talk to her about it. She wanted someone who was strong enough to stand up to her family. I wanted a woman who was strong enough to stand on her own two feet. So we agreed that we really didn't much care for one another. Nice to find these things out early.

[Virginia Dare]

35. Will Todd be holding a shotgun to his head?...

The NRA people will be orgasmic.

It's got everything POWER SEX VIOLENCE RAGS TO RICHES HAPPY ENDING

Ratings should be through the roof!



:woohoo:

[Symarip]

37. Simple:

Baby mama mama's drama

[ElsewheresDaughter]

38. especially after his comments made on his Myspace page.....

which has been set to "private" since the story broke

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/republicans/2667226/Father-to-be-of-Sarah-Palins-granchild-a-bad-boy-redneck.html


The boyfriend of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter describes himself as a ....redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
''

The description appears in a profanity-laden entry posted by Levi Johnston in his MySpace account. The entry was made private over the weekend, but not before several media outlets published parts of it.


Johnston, 18, is believed to be the father of Palin's 17-year-old daughter Bristol's baby. On Monday, Palin revealed that the unwed Bristol is five months pregnant.


In a statement, Palin and her husband said the young couple will marry soon.


But in Johnston's MySpace entry, the teenager hints that fatherhood was not in his immediate plans.


Johnston says he is ''in a relationship,'' but on the question about how he feels about children he said: ....I don't want kids.
''

He also says his true love is ice hockey.


Here's part of his entry before it was made private:

'I'm a f--kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s--t and just f--kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f--k with me I'll kick ass.
"

Status: ....In a relationship.
''

Children: ....I don't want kids.
''

[vaberella]

39. I just hope he's not packin'. They like guns up there too much. n/t

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

41. The myspace page had pics of him and his buds posing with various guns.

[Shakespeare]

44. One thing you're forgetting about fundies: if it's one of their own, they'll rationalize ANYTHING.

They couldn't care less that the entire Palin family is sleazy--she's one of their own, so they'll rationalize and protect. It's anybody opposed to them that they'll go after viciously.

They are the very definition of hypocrisy.