God, Guns, Gays and Palin

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Its painfully obvious that she is the future of the GOP. Its painfully obvious that God, Guns and Gays is the future of the GOP. Its all they have left.

They can't say they're the adults in DC anymore.
They can't say they're fiscally responsible.
They can't say they've got the edge on foreign policy.
They can't say they represent the middle of America.
They can't say they are for reducing taxes and easing burdens.
They can't say they've brought jobs to Americans.
They can't say America is a better place when they are in charge.
They can't say they're clean of corruption.
They can't say they're pork free.
They can't say they're clean of sexual shenanigans.

They can't say any of those things. They can say (and lie about) God, Guns and Gays. Only one of those things is true, and that's guns.

God? The Christian God right? Well what would Jesus say about their war and their support of the death penalty?

Gays? How many of them have been busted for homosexual licentious behavior and/or are in the closet? Which, according to Fundies, ties back to God.

Guns? Yeah, OK, they've got that one, I won't argue it when they seem to want an assault rifle for every American! Yee-Haw!