What are these "SERVICE" placards all the Republicans are waving?

[Atman]

At first I thought they were supposed to be like Obama's "CHANGE" placards, but then it struck me -- what the hell kind of "service" would a Republican do? That's when I figured the signs were probably actually indicators for the floor waiters to bring them a new tray of champagne and beluga. Right? Or maybe they were calling for everyone else into service so they don't have to do it.

:shrug:

Of course, there's the mens airport restroom kind of service the GOP seems so fond of, but I don't think it fits this situation.

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[davepc]

1. I thought it meant military..*shrug*

[C_U_L8R]

2. An Ownership Society

demands Servitude.

OBEY your masters.

[CTyankee]

3. Cuz they had to scrap the ones that said "Experience" after Palin was selected.

That's my guess.

[earthside]

4. They were calling for a waiter ...

... weren't they?

[unhappycamper]

5. POW was getting somewhat lame, so they came up with a surrogate. n/t

[MiniMe]

6. How lame can it be when Fred Thompson related every gory detail

of his POW experience last night, half of them lies.

[terrya]

11. Naturally, they conveniently forget their current President and Vice President

Their President ducked service in Vietnam because his father pulled strings to get him into the Texas Air National Guard...but he disappeared for a chunk of that time. Their Vice President didn't go to Vietnam at all, because he couldn't be bothered.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

7. They look like giant Hershey bars

Whoever did their graphic design needs to be fired.

[Virginia Dare]

8. It means they need another cocktail?..

I'd need plenty if I was in that room...:beer:

[Apollo11]

9. What's funny is how those signs are very glossy but also weak and flimsy

They are printed on such cheap material that they hardly hold-up at all.

Just like the GOP's policy positions ...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. The want their motherfuckin' iced tea, dammit!