What Does It Take To Be The Vice President?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Sarah Palin is a God-damned PATRIOT!!!!! She kills wolves with her bare guns - she hates the polar bear! She hates keeping Alaska a place to leave our children! She believes the world is 6,000 years old - she speaks in tongues (I'm guessing this but she is a Pentecostal and it's so the rage to yelp out hysterically in unknown, psychotic ravings!)

For Keeerists sakes, the lady has given birth a whole lot of times and she was the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE PT-FUCKING-A!

She hunts moose from a helicopter and she cuts her own bait (I'm guessing.) and she believes that censorship of libraries is her god given right as the Mayor or whatever of whereever.... She loves to DRILL! AND isn't that enough for you to see... She is what AMERIKA has been waiting for?

If she is good enough for a POW (oh hell... did I say that?????) Maverick then she's good enough for.... well, the GOP ----

PLACE YER VOTE FOR WHAT QUALIFIES MC-CRAZZIES RUNNING MATE TO BE HIS RIGHT HAND MAN/MAMA!



Edit to include this late breaking pic of the GOP convention

[QueenOfCalifornia]

1. Kicking

'cause I'm going to try to sleep now... even though I am the insomniac from HELL.

XOXO

Gilligan

[JeffR]

2. A License to VEEP!

She's the VEEPiest! She's VEEPtastic!! She's a VEEP-IP!!!

:o

[JeffR]

3. Oh, and a rec!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. You've been

drinking with republicans, haven't you?

[JeffR]

7. They may drive me to drink, but they don't get to join me.

;-)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

8. But... sir,

You are the one who will not "join" them.

Please... while there, toast to the Moose, the Polar Bear and the great American Free Thinker - (I feel we may all me endangered.)

:hi:

[vanderBeth]

4. A uterus

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. Is this word

association time?

I feel so lost.

Oh, you think "It Takes A Uterus" ????

I get it.

Like I said, I need to sleep.

xoxo
Gilligan

[Agent William]

9. ....

I'm tired of people saying she is "hot". Not members here of course, people are smarter here. But many conservatives think she is attractive; no, not even for a 44 year old.

Sorry it's late and I can't focus in.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. She is a normal

looking woman - this somehow translates to the freepers as hot. They have been looking at Laura Bush, Barbara Bush and the Cheney's - She is a contrast.

I wish it wasn't so easy to be elected as the Governor of Alaska...

(note to self... find an aging, paralyzed, blind, self absorbed CHIMP to run for office - it works here!1!!1)

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. She has a vagina

Silly :)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. You

must think they are simple minded. :shrug:

[Orsino]

13. Money.

If you can please Money, Money will let you be Vice President.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. Holy shit!!!!

That means I don't have a chance.

I was thinking, maybe you can be one heartbeat away from being the president if you, 1) have zero idea of when the pledge of allegiance was written, (2) have very limited worldly experience, (3) believe that oil will save you right after Jeebus does and (4) eat baby seals as a main course

DOES SARAH PALIN HAVE A PASSPORT? (I would like to know.)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

15. Shameless kick

for the lunch time crowd!