The Republicans are bound and determined to have the most UNFUNKIEST convention on record

[MrScorpio]

It's completely devoid of any funk

[muntrv]

1. The only funk there is in their armpits.

[Kutjara]

2. I don't know. A roomful of elderly men can smell pretty funky. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. What do you expect of the party of Old White Guys?

No possibility of funkiness there. I expect them to break out their Lawrence Welk LPs. Maybe a little Perry Como if they really want to get down.

[CatholicEdHead]

4. The Funk is at the Target Center

Ron Paul is more entertaining on CSPAN2.

[spanone]

5. it's the toe-tag crowd

[parasim]

6. Exactly!

They probably think "funk" is one of the 7 words you can't say on television...

But, it's true, Republicans wouldn't know funk if it hit them over the head... well, except maybe the AWB tune playing at a wedding reception.

[stevedeshazer]

7. Megachurchically bad.

Actually, it really pisses me off.

This shit has no business being in a major political party's convention.

But that's all they have.

Bring da funk, baby.