She faked a pregnancy, but didn't bother the fake the weight gain?

[Bucky]

She faked a pregnancy, but didn't bother the fake the weight gain?

Did she just wake up in her hotel room in Texas one morning with a light bulb over her head and say, "By Jove, I've got it! I'll fly back to Alaska (Right Fucking Now!) and just tell everyone that I'm the mama! My God, I'm brilliant!" Whereupon she began to smooch her bathroom mirror.

If Occam had to argue against these moronic baby-swap theories he'd end up slashing his wrists with that razor.

[bidenista]

1. i swear these stories are being pushed by republicans

Either that, or there are some very, very stupid Dems on DU.

[krawhitham]

2. John Edwards

[NYC Liberal]

4. You don't look at the facts we know and see something at least suspicious?

[Bucky]

8. I see a woman who panicked and, Dubya-like, made a bad decision to fly around the country

The gleeful rumor mongering of people who add 2+2 and get the answer "20" tells me how much weight to give these theories. When you think about all the records they'd have to forge, doctors' visits they'd have to fake, how totally they'd have to isolate their daughter... the theories we're being given just seem so bizarrely complex and needlessly mean spirited on our side of the fence, like those who are trying to drag incest into the storyline.

And on top of that, I'm supposed to believe that a Patriot Act-empowered Republican National Committee is supposed to have not picked up on this web of lies and okayed McCain selecting this woman? They're greedy and corrupt, but they're not retarded. This is grassy knoll level moronic speculation fueled along by not a few Freeper disrupters intentionally trying to dupe DUers into looking like idiots.

[NYC Liberal]

10. Couple of things,

First of all, what records would they have to forge? The doctors can't talk nor release any records (HIPAA).

Second, they DID isolate the daughter. She disappeared from school for 5 months. For mono, which at *most* lasts a month or maybe 2.

It isn't complex at all. Teen daughter gets pregnant, they cover it up as long as they can, then the mom says she's pregnant (at 7 months). Mom's in TX when the daughter is about to give birth in Alaska, so mom flies home (since she couldn't well have the baby in Texas).

Anyway, it's not necessarily true. But you should see why the facts make it at least very strange. At the very least, flying for 10 hours after her water had broke (and carrying a baby with Downs) was not a smart move.

[Bucky]

6. I think it's a litmus test of who all I can put on ignore

But yes, I'm sure in the process I'll end up ignoring quite a few Freeper troublemakers who need to be tombstoned instead.

[Catch22Dem]

Why are you so intent on calling it moronic?

You think she's not that dumb? She's a fucking vapid narcissist. I find it quite believable that she'd do this to further her own political agenda.

[BeyondGeography]

3. Cuz she's WonderWoman, buck

Get with the program.

[fasttense]

5. So why does Willow (the eldest daughter) always carry the baby

on the tour bus and not the father?

I guess she's just the sister wife/daughter.

[bidenista]

7. OMG, THAT PROOVZ IT!!!1!!!!!!1

If you prefer conspiracy theories to politics, that's fine, but don't associate yourself with the Democratic Party. We have enough challenges until November facing a hostile MSM, without looking like a bunch of motherhood-hating (and that's how they'll spin it) fruitloops.

[Bucky]

9. Because she's the oldest?

You're on my list, buddy