10 Reasons Not to Vote for the Alaskan Abomination Sarah Palin - by Paul Watson, Sea Shepherd

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She voted against protecting the polar bear.
She authorized the aerial slaughter of wolves.
She denies that global warming is the fault of humanity
She wants to teach creationism in ....America....’s schools.
She hunts down and kills moose for “food” even though she has a high paying job.
She says she likes to kill animals and to wear fur.
She’s a proud and boastful member of the National Rifle Association
She opposes a woman’s right to choose even if the child is physically or mentally challenged or if a woman has been raped.
She has five children even though she does not have time to raise them.
She is pro-war and believes ....America....’s destiny is to rule the world.
She has absolutely no foreign policy experience and very little domestic policy experience.


What only 10 reasons?
Of course there is more but this is a top ten list.....



10 Reasons to Vote for Sarah Palin. (This is a little
harder)....


You’re a fanatical right wing Christian wacko and thus she is your only choice.
Your I.Q. is close to your shoe size. You’re a stupid neo-con.
You think a former Beauty Queen will make an attractive Vice President.
You just can’t imagine the White House without a redneck living in it.
She just may be related to Michael Palin.
She will keep the late night talk show hosts busy for years.
You hate polar bears, wolves and moose and want them to die!
God spoke to you and said, “vote for young Sarah and the old guy.”
You’re all for drilling the crap out of the wilderness for oil.
She will be the first “hottie” Vice President since Dan Quayle but with nicer tits.


John McCain, what the hell are you thinking? I know you married a former beauty queen but you can’t let your own particular sexual fetish interfere with your political ambitions by selecting another former beauty queen as your running mate. Yikes! One hottie at home and another at the office.

Now I know that Cindy McCain is a philanthropist and actually quite a decent human being but this choice of a moose meat eating, bible thumping, war-mongering, rifle toting, animal hating, creationist is just plain silly.

And if you die in office, which let’s face it, is quite possible, being that you are the oldest person to ever run for President, this Alaskan abomination will be the most powerful person in the world. The polar bears will be shivering with fright and the wolves will be howling with fear along with the rest of us as she leads us back in the dark ages of redneck
fundamentalism and never-ending war with infidels.

This hand-maiden of the oilocratic ogliarchy will kiss the asses of the oil companies as she works to dismantle the Endangered Species Act, the Marine Mammal Protection Act, the Clean Air Act and the Clean Water Act. Women will begin to die again in backlane abortion butcheries after her supreme court makes a woman’s right to choose into a crime. Gays won’t have to worry about being allowed to marry, they will have to worry about be allowed to stay out of jail if she makes homosexuality a crime as it once was.

This cold angel of neo-conservative madness is descending from the North like the wicked witch of Republicanism to smote environmentalists and human rights advocates with her skinning knife as she thumps her chest with the bible of intolerance.


This is an extremely dangerous woman and she must be defeated. The very thought that this machine gun firing mega mama from macho Alaska would sit in the oval office is enough to send cold chills through a musk ox.

You will have to be a real nature hater to vote for Sarah. You will have to be a complete idiot to embrace creationism and to reject science. This so called right to lifer is pro-capital punishment, and who ends up on death row? The answer is unwanted, unloved, uneducated and rejected children. The only person who would be both pro-life and pro-death sentence is a person who wants to keep the penal execution business thriving and by the way Barbara Bush is a major share-holder in the private prison business. Pumping unwanted babies into the world is good for business and supplies a steady stream of guests to the big house.

I view human life as sacred and not as a commodity and no child should ever be brought into this world unless they can be guaranteed love, education and health care from the moment they are born. To bring a child into this world without that guarantee is the greatest of irresponsibilities.

Sarah Palin is stepping out of ..Alaska.. like a neo-con ....Alice.... to tumble down the rabbit hole into the weird and wacky world within the beltway where she will be eaten alive – hopefully. At first she will be perceived as quaint and cute but once people begin to see just what a Paleolithic throwback she really is and what an incredible embarrassment she will be to ....America...., she will hopefully be soundly rejected at the polls.


We can only hope.


All I know is that if wolves and bears could vote, they would not be voting for her or McCain.


I don’t want to live in a world without bears and wolves. I don’t want to live in an ....America.... ruled by religious wack jobs. I don’t want to live in an ..America.. under the thumb of the NRA and I no longer want to live in an ....America.... under the thumb of the oil companies.

I don’t want to live in an ..America.. where there is a possibility that this nature hating abomination from ....Alaska.... is a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

We must defeat Sarah Palin and that old guy from ....Arizona.....


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[LonelyLRLiberal]

1. Excellent rant! Recommended.

And there was no need to get into babygate!

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2. Wow, this guy really gets it. Sent to all I know. Thanks for posting.

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3. Sunday kick