Back in college, I was on my Dorm Council. Why was I passed over for VP???

[Frank Booth]

If the Wasilla City Council is relevant experience, I think overseeing movie night and organizing dorm parties sure as hell is.

Plus, I've even got an advanced degree.

I'm pissed!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[greguganus]

1. Because you weren't a DCILF. n/t

[Frank Booth]

Sadly, that's always been my downfall.

:-(

[Wapsie B]

2. Well how cute do you look in a thong?

[Frank Booth]

4. If you can get past pastey white skin, too much body hair, and a beer belly,

maybe not all that bad.

[greguganus]

7. Well that beer belly may make people think you're carrying some Alaskan's baby. n/t

[Wapsie B]

11. Somehow I think the gop's looking for the brainless Barbie doll look.

[saltpoint]

3. You met all criteria but one -- no significant moose hunting experience.

That's the deal-breaker right there.

[Frank Booth]

5. But I don't hate polar bears. Shouldn't that count for something?

[saltpoint]

6. LOL!

[Debi]

8. How many kids do you have and does your husband work for an oil company?

I was head cheerleader my freshman year of high school and on the state council for the Catholic Youth Coalition for my Diocese. WTF??? Why wasn't I selected?

[Frank Booth]

13. Wow, those are even better qualifications than mine. Cheerleader and CYO?

Now you should be really upset.

[Debi]

19. AND I serve on the Governor's Commission For Persons With Disabilities

I've served with the United Way and on the YWCA board AND taught Religious Ed for eight years and also served on the Religious Ed Advisory Board for our church. So I've had 'experience'. x( F'n McCain...this is all b/c he hates Iowa!

[Bucky]

9. You have my sympathies. I was President of the English Society in college

That's two years of executive experience.

[helderheid]

10. THAT'S IT! I'm designing a T-Shirt that say "Why didn't McCain pick ME??"

:rofl:

:yourock:

[TheDonkey]

14. I was snubbed too. This is bullshit!

[helderheid]

24. Fuckin' A! I suspect it's my lack of uterus. Damnit, but my ovaries are FINE!!!

:mad:

[sammytko]

25. I love that

List your qualifications on the back.

[baldguy]

12. Ah, but did you leave your dorm with a $20 million deficit?

You see THAT'S the experience they were looking for.

[kestrel91316]

15. Hey, I've run a small business for 17 years. That ought to qualify me for

president at least.

[Debi]

20. Oh bull - small business owners are just looking for Government bailouts

Gotta save those for the big boys! x(

[kestrel91316]

23. Well we're the ones who pay all the taxes. Enron and Friends are too important

to pay any.

[Debi]

26. I was being sarcastic...my husband is a lawyer, a sole practitioner

with the amount he makes annually we pay about 45% of our income back in taxes (thanks to self-employment taxes)

[kestrel91316]

28. Yeah, I know. I'm single so I REALLY get reamed.

I have a VERY modest takehome, and still cough up about 50%.

[Debi]

30. Ouch!

Sorry - x(

[invictus]

16. LOL! K&R

[LynneSin]

17. I was VP of my High School Senior Class and they didn't ask me

I over saw the activities of 120 students

:grr:

[Debi]

21. Hon, McCain couldn't pic you....

You :loveya: Joe Biden :crazy:

[LynneSin]

33. Damnit, he could have vetted me

:grr:

AND I have venison burger in my freezer. Didn't kill the deer but I have some

[EC]

18. Yeah, I attended PTA meetings and was a

Brownie Leader, but nooooooo, not even a consideration....

[PBS Poll-435]

22. How far are you from a foreign country?

Palin has serious foreign policy cred because Alaska is near Russia.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

27. Idiot!!

Dorm Council only qualifies you for Secretary of Defense!

Homecoming Queen = Secretary of State

[gauguin57]

29. I was treasurer of my dorm floor AND president of my four-member neighborhood Monkees fan club!

Plus, at the boardwalk shooting gallery at the beach, I can shoot at the target and make the little bird jump up and squawk. I got SKILLS, man!

Did I get the call? Noooooo! Is it cuz I'm a vegetarian and won't eat moose meat? Before I went veg., I ate reindeer meat on Finnair once! I can gather up my hair in a cheap barette ... I did it this morning to wash my face ... and I wear glasses. WHY am I not veep material???

[Debi]

31. It's definitely the moose meat.

Would you switch to be VP?

[gauguin57]

32. Switch to Republican or switch to carnivore?

Ew ... too bloody and repulsive (the thought of turning Republican, that is).