What the hell does "mother of five" mean

[Madam Mossfern]

as far as qualifications for Veep?
Hell, I'm a mother of four, I guess I should be governor at least.
No?

Maybe a cabinet post then......?

[succubus.blues]

I guess I'm screwed.

:cry: I'm only a mother of two. No VP for me. Mayor maybe?

[Arugula Latte]

41. Me too. We're not even half-qualified, I guess.

[mr_hat]

1. Mother of 4 entitles you

to a job as mayor of a small town.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. I'm a mother...

...not of any needy mammals, mind you. I'm a bad mother... SHUT YO MOUTH! ...but I'm talking about Cooley!:rofl:

[Klukie]

3. Mother of two...

that should at least get me Secretary of State.

[JaneQPublic]

4. It means someone should have told her...

..."It's a vagina, madam, not a clown car!"

[Madam Mossfern]

11. I love that!

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

40. I don't.

Saying things like that insults posters right here on DU.

[pdxmom]

5. Heck, if that is a qualification, then every President we've ever had is

unqualified. They aren't mothers of anything.

[jakem]

6. mother of five does not qualify her. it is the PTO participation...

[Madam Mossfern]

13. Wait...wait

I was active in our school community association and I'm an elected official too. Worked in county gov't as well. I was president of my synagogue and lots and lots of other stuff. I want Queen of the Universe.I deserve that 'cause I make a great sponge cake.

[jakem]

26. ok, throw in the cake, and it is yours!

[endthewar]

15. You laugh, but it's hard to decide between choc chip or oatmeal cookies for school plays.

:rofl:

(Apologies to anybody in the PTA, but it had to be said. :hi:)

[Debi]

35. I always made snack mix 1/2 with and 1/2 without nuts.....everybody was happy

:bounce: With my ability to keep the peace I should get an ambassadorship somewhere..

[LonelyLRLiberal]

7. They are fertile and have sex without birth control?

If you'll notice, a bunch of RW religious nut-cases reproduce like crazy. I'd guess it's a long-term plan for the takeover of the US government to make it a "Christian" theocracy. :tinfoilhat: ?

[vanderBeth]

8. My great-grandmother had 13 children

I guess she was qualified to be supreme emperor of the world.
:rofl:

[quantass]

9. Wow 5's a lot...can start a little nation....can someone say spade or neutered?

[nam78_two]

10. I am not a mother at all!

Guess I am missing out on what a local fundie in my area calls "A woman's highest calling". No political future for me :( :cry:

[endthewar]

12. You will accept your lack of political future and like it!

:rofl:

Just kidding. :hug:

[nam78_two]

16. Heh heh

I guess :) :hi:.

[Phx_Dem]

45. I might qualify as a "body person" for else who is

"qualified" to be an important political person. :shrug:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

48. We are the proles among women.

Actually, in A Handmaid's Tale, women who could not or refused to bear children were called the Unwomen and sent to toil in the mines. :scared:

[WinkyDink]

14. Code for their "pro-life" angle.

[muffin1]

17. God, that drives me nuts.

All of the right-wingers are saying it like it's a qualification.
And SHE HUNTS.
And SHE FISHES.
And SHE EATS MOOSEBURGERS.
And the talking heads let them get away with it!!!!!!!!

[greguganus]

19. She's also a pilot. She can fly Air Force One. n/t

[Breeze54]

18. Mom of 3 here and I was a 'Soccer Mom" and T-Ball Mom... I wanna be the P!

:rofl: :rofl:

[endthewar]

20. But were you President of the PTA as well?

:rofl:

[Breeze54]

29. No but I was elected to the Board of Directors for the Soccer Club!

:rofl:

I got the teams new goal nets and maintained & painted the lines on the fields!! :P

[greguganus]

21. Can you field dress a moose? n/t

[Breeze54]

LMAO!... nope but I ate venison once and rabbit!

:P

[Egnever]

22. wups i just made a similar thread .

should have read this one first.

I agree with you completely I am nominating my wife for secretary of state tomorrow!

[Tunkamerica]

23. the full title I read yesterday was FEMALE Mother of five

[Madam Mossfern]

25. That is just an insult to

all those male mothers out there.

[Liberal Dose]

24. OH NOES, my political career is over!!

I'm only 1 short, too!

[nomaco-10]

27. The only thing, and I mean the only thing...

about this repub vp choice that makes me the least bit jealous is how she got her figure back after dropping five kids in a row. Other than than that, she's a complete nightmare, but on the plus side for us, she is gonna be the gift that keeps on giving, a real dream candidate for us.

[madmom]

28. Hey I was a Brownie Girl Scout leader for 23 girls(1st,2nd,3rd grade) I think I should

qualify for something!

[Breeze54]

30. You can be my Secretary of Labor!

:P

[Debi]

31. Shit I only got one kid....but he has a disability so do I get an undersecretary position?

:shrug:

[dennis4868]

32. My wife is a mother of 3....

does that qualify her for secratary of state?

[GreenPartyVoter]

33. I only have 2 and no job. I must be a failure!

:cry:

[5thGenDemocrat]

34. My mom was a mother of five

And she never rose above recording secretary of Sacred Heart parish's San Juan Society.
John
And that was only because she was the only one who took shorthand.

[Meshuga]

36. The media is doing some PR for McCain so people will like his VP pick

You should be used to it by now!

[Phx_Dem]

37. Rose Kennedy had 11! Boy, she got screwed.

She should have been President.

[WinkyDink]

43. No, Rose had nine; ETHEL had eleven.

[Phx_Dem]

46. They BOTH got screwed! n/t

[Phx_Dem]

38. I don't have any! Am I allowed to keep living here?

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[succubus.blues]

42. turn your card in

I am sorry, you are not a true woman till you've used your womb to procreate.

[Left Is Write]

39. My mom is a mother of five. She's also got 12 grandchildren AND

a great-grandchild on the way.

My mother for PRESIDENT!

[ZombieHorde]

44. Before Palin came along, we used to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7...

She is truly the mother of five.

[progressivebydesign]

47. I have stepkids... can I be Senator??? n/t