John,... Call me!

[Coexist]

I was in an executive position with my PTA for three years.
I was a La Leche Leauge Leader for two years.
I was the ALLE (newsletter person) for my state for one year.
I was on the board of, and President of, a youth football league for 5 years.
I was on the board of a county-wide sports coalition for three years.
I was 'room mom' for one of my children's classes for a year.
I was a substitute teacher for two years.
I worked for a doctor for one year.
I don't have a penis.


15 years executive experience.
Vast experience in the areas of healthcare and education.
Visible breasts.

I am way more experienced than Sarah - and younger!

The experience to lead!

DUMP SARAH! DRAFT FLDEM5!

[maseman]

1. Beuatiful!

:yourock:

[Motown_Johnny]

2. were you ever a beauty queen?

[Coexist]

4. sadly, no... but I was VP of my High School class...

Am I totally disqualified now?

:(

[Rosa Luxemburg]

16. No, you are definitely in! Move over Ms Palin!

[jakem]

3. Well, I have a penis, but it isn't very big....

can I be SoS?













on edit: for humorous intent only. it is actually HUGH!!!

[RichardRay]

5. No, no, mine is smaller...

I want Secretary of State!

(this whole thing could get out of control :-)

[Coexist]

6. My vetters will be contacting you both...

[jakem]

7. yeah, well i would whip it out, but nothing would show!!!

something tells me this is not how the repukes do it...

[Mike Nelson]

8. And you can answer Jimi Hendrix' question!

yes, I Am Experienced

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

9. LOL!!!! K&R nt

[RockaFowler]

10. I was going to start the same thread

I'm 37 (much younger)
I have 3 kids (Ok, their Dachshunds, but they count, too)
I was President of my sorority
I was Secretary of Student Council in college & high school
I have been a manager/supervisor for the past 5 years
Oh yeah, I'm a woman

[Coexist]

15. I'll arm wrestle ya' for it!

[OwnedByFerrets]

11. Do you like shooting wolves from helicopters? I think that is a

requirement.

[IDemo]

12. Jeez, doesn't everybody? C'mon...

[jhain]

20. Is that like shooting

fish in a barrel? Cause that's what the Democrats are doing to the repubs!

[mnhtnbb]

13. Too late! If only you'd sent your resume last week.

:sarcasm:

[Coexist]

14. he may change his mind once he gets a look at my superior resume!

[Hepburn]

17. Off to the Greatest Page with your Plea!

LMBO...:rofl:

[jhain]

18. Hey! I could play you in the HBO movie!!

I did all of the above, too.
Well, not the doc's office. But, I know CPR for when Mc Cain hits the deck. (Oh, no pun intended).

[Coexist]

21. Cool!

[badgerpup]

19. Don't I remember a DUzy award...

...in which one of your stated qualifications was that you look GREAT wearing black too? :wow:

I miss the DUzys :(... but only six more days until we gots DUzys again!
:bounce:

[Danascot]

22. ... and Florida's near Cuba, and the Bahamas!

so you have VAST foreign policy and international relations experience!

[Blondiegrrl]

23. Ooh! Ooh! *waves hand wildly in the air*

In high school I was secretary of my 4-H club!

In college I worked as a clerk at a trucking company!

Pick me! Pick me!