"Bush Rising" - BWAHAHA!!!

[derby378]

Randi Rhodes just announced that part of the stage set at the RNC rises up - she thinks * will be lifted up like Jesus for his acceptance of the nomination. Sweet!

[tridim]

1. I hope to gawd they do

[pscot]

3. Isn't that "J.R.'s" mom?

N/T

[Borgnine]

2. I'm surprised they're restraining themselves this much.

I thought for sure Bush would be giving his speech from Ground Zero on the bullhorn. Can you imagine? Oh yes, imagine with me...

Laser lights (red, white, and blue) are beaming up from Ground Zero, when choir music begins to play. Suddenly, the choir music turns to hard rock, and * rises up from the ground, with full-on KISS makeup. He spits fire. Blood drips from his mouth. He proclaims himself the son of God. Fireworks go off. Then he heals the sick and handles a few snakes.

Man, I really hope they do that.

[CrispyQ]

4. This may be the time to pull out my

"Am I God Yet?" (picture of Bush) bumpersticker!!

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Just at that moment some guy in the crowd gets up,

throws aside his crutches and starts screaming, "I'm cured, I can walk again!"--staggers a few steps forward & falls on his face.

[calico1]

6. "It's a Miracle! Its a Miracle!!!"

ROFL!

[eleny]

7. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll just keep ascending till he disappears

[Christof]

8. The Christian Republicans are gonna mock Jesus, eh?

That's highly blasphemous of them.

[justgamma]

9. I really think they believe this.

Saw a bumper sticker that said "vote for Jesus to be king" Next to it was , you guessed it. "Vote Bush"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. My vision of Shrub's dramatic entrance:

The stage willl be empty and the auditorium will go completely dark. A choir will start to sing, at first softly, perhaps accompanied by harp and celesta. As the choir sings, the volume increasing, the lights will gradually come up. Mist created by dry ice will swirl mysteriously around the rising figure of a man, barely seen in the dim light. The choir reaches a crescendo, and the lights change colors and strobe. Finally, as the choral paean reaches its climax, an intense spotlight reveals, in all his glory, The Chimpinator, dressed in an all-white suit. His arms will be outstretched, Christ-like, and he will be smiling beatifically. The music stops, the dry ice dissipates, he pauses dramatically, and then he says...

"Where the f*ck is the teleprompter?"