BREAKING: McCain selects Dick Cheney for V.P.

[PCIntern]

John McCain, having some difficulty selecting a Vice-Presidential candidate, was informed today that Dick Cheney was being appointed to the position.

McCain received a telephone call from Dick Cheney himself, informing him of this decision by the Committee to Ensure Extended Republican Rule, chaired by Dick Cheney.

More to follow..

:sarcasm:

[MadrasT]

1. Don't freaking SCARE me like that.

That was just mean :hide: :yoiks:

[Bozita]

2. Didn't Dick invite John on a hunting trip?

[bdamomma]

3. oh geez, watch out what you say, Cheney may appoint himself

he did in 2000.

[lapfog_1]

4. Ah, the eight words you never want to hear...

"The Vice President’s Office is on the phone.” Actually, more dreaded still are the next eight words: “And he’s inviting you on a hunting trip.”

http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com/2008/08/eight-most-dreaded-words-in-english.html

[Historic NY]

5. Didn't Dick declare himself VP for life.

[populistdriven]

6. Karl Rove would be a better choice since he is younger

[PCIntern]

13. Isn't it a requirement that the President

be Homo sapiens?

[populistdriven]

14. ! :) ! Are implying Cheney is Human? Or maybe not Human but human?

:rofl:

[valerief]

7. I guess it beats getting shot in the face. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Only if his pacemaker batteries are good for eight years.

[jeff30997]

9. Unfortunately...

He's using Energizer Battery.It keeps going and going...

[PCIntern]

11. I don't believe that he's as sick as they say he is...

why should they be telling the truth about THAT?

[Booster]

10. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

[begin_within]

12. But can a sitting president run for VP?