Write Your Own Country-Western Song for the RNC Convention!!!

[Sparkly]

So "heartland" Country-Western music will be featured at the RNC Convention. I'm not a fan, but I looked up the Top Ten Country Singles for this week. Your job: Pick a title and give us the RNC version!! (Examples below)

1. Live Like You Were Dying - Tim McGraw
2. I Go Back - Kenny Chesney
3. Whiskey Lullaby - Brad Paisley with Alison Krauss
4. Days Go By - Keith Urban
5. I Want To Live - Josh Gracin
6. Girl's Lie Too - Terri Clark
7. She Thinks She Needs Me - Andy Griggs
8. Too Much of a Good Thing - Alan Jackson
9. Suds in the Bucket - Sara Evans
10. Here for the Party - Gretchen Wilson
11. I Got a Feeling - Billy Currington
12. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)
13. I Hate Everything - George Strait
14. Feels Like Today - Rascal Flatts-
15. If Nobody Believed In You - Joe Nichols
16. Stays in Mexico - Toby Keith -
17. That's What It's All About - Brooks & Dunn
18. In a Real Love - Phil Vassar
19. Rough & Ready - Trace Adkins
20. How Far - Martina McBride

http://countrymusic.about.com/od/charts/a/bl082804_top20.htm

For example:
Song: #1 - Live Like You Were Dying
RNC Version: Live Like You Were Dying Cuz With Our Environmental Policies, You Probably Are.

Song: #15 - If Nobody Believed In You
RNC Version: If Nobody Believed In You, You'd Need a Convention As Full of BS as This One Is

Your turn!!

[Jo March]

1. # 16

Your job, baby, moves to Mexico
Your job, baby, stays in Mexico

[Calm Like A Bomb]

2. 12. Save a Horse (Ride this Cowboy to the Apocalypse) n/t

[Calm Like A Bomb]

3. 13. I Hate Everything Except Rich, White Fundamentalists

[chelsea0011]

4. #11 I Got a Feeling

I Got a Feeling "you need to get your gay ass back in in the closet"

[Calm Like A Bomb]

5. 15. If Nobody Believed In You, You'd Know How Dubya Feels n/t

[Sparkly]

6. 14. - Feels Like Today

RNC Version: Feels Like 1932

[spooky3]

7. Girls Lie Too But They Cain't Hold a Candle t' Our Swift Boat Guys

[LibDemAlways]

8. #5 I Want to Live....

so I slapped an American flag bumper sticker on my SUV...
and sent you to Iraq to fight for me....
yes, I'm a patriot proud and true...
but if someone has to die, it won't be me...it'll be you...

[SilasSoule]

9. Song by the Lost Trailers

"Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on".

[Sparkly]

10. Girls Lie Too - the Merrie Spaeth version

Falling in line again, never wanted to,
Texas Girls Lie Too,
Can't help it...

[Connie_Corleone]

11. Gods, Guns and Gays, That's What It's All About.

Rough and Ready Is How Bush Likes It.

I Want To Live, But These Bombs Keep Dropping On Me. (Country-Western Remake of Bombs Over Baghdad)

[Comicstripper]

12. I got my own song

Wrote this a while back.
(To the tune of "Proud to Be An American")

Proud to Be A Republican

If tomorrow all the blacks were gone
All the poor and all the queers
I think that I would celebrate
With a couple frosty beers.

And I'd thank my lucky stars
To be livin' here, today.
'Cuz I still got my SUV
And they can't take that awaaaaaaaaaaaay.

CHORUS
And I'm proud to be a Republican
Where at least I know I'm free
To belittle and humiliate
Those worse off than me
And I'll gladly stand up
Next to you
Just as long as you're not gay
'Cuz there ain't no doubt I love this laaaaaaaaand
But keep those types away

From the mighty hills of Texas
To elsewhere in the South
It's fun to hear the silly things
That tumble out our mouth

From tax cuts for the wealthy
To drilling in the snow
And I sure as hell can't figure out
Why we passed on Kyotoooooooooooo

CHORUS (Version 2)
And I'm proud to be a Republican
Where at least I know I'm free
To belittle and humiliate
Those worse off than me
And I'll gladly stand up
Next to you
At the next commercial break
'Cuz there ain't no doubt I love this land
But O'Reilly's on at 8......

[Jo March]

13. Brilliant, comicstripper!

I thought that was simply beautiful. I am wiping away a crocodile tear as I type.

[Sparkly]

14. Oooh, GREAT lyrics!!

But SO great, they killed the thread! :)

Any contributions from the evening crowd?