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Edited on Wed Aug-27-08 03:58 PM by 11 Bravo
Q: Senator McCain, How many houses do you own?
A: When I was a POW I only had one home, and it was a cell.
Q: Senator, do you believe that rap music lyrics serve as a pernicious influence on America's young people?
A: When I was a POW I never got to listen to music.
Q: Do you believe that the U.S. Constitution contains a right to privacy?
A: When I was a POW I had plenty of privacy in my cell.
Q: Where do you stand on a woman's right to choose?
A: When I was a POW I never got to make any choices for myself.
Q: Please describe your energy policy.
A: When I was a POW it was very important to conserve my energy.
Q: You initially opposed and now support a border fence. What led to this change?
A: When I was a POW the camp was surrounded by fences. (I could have used a few Mexicans to show me how to climb those suckers.)
Q: Are you concerned that drilling in the ANWR may result in the permanent destruction of caribou habitat?
A: When I was a POW I would have loved a nice, juicy caribou steak.
Q: If you are elected, what type of Supreme Court judges will you nominate?
A: When I was a POW the guards acted as judge and jury.
Q: What programs will you propose to ensure the purity of our nation's rivers and lakes?
A: When I was a POW I ejected from my aircraft and landed in a lake.
Q: Where do you stand on the right of the people to keep and bear arms?
A: When I was a POW I broke my arms.
Q: Do you believe that universal health care should become a reality?
A: When I was a POW I told my captors whatever they wanted to hear in order to secure better health care than was available to other prisoners. WAIT ... never mind ... ummm,
I'll have my staff get back to you on that one.
Q; You have been quoted as saying that you are uncomfortable speaking about your experience as a POW. Do you still hold that view?
A: Absolutely, being held in captivity was a very personal experience and has no bearing on my ability to serve as President.
Q: Thank you very much, Senator.
A: You're quite POW ... I mean ... welcome.
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