Jerk in the box

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Picture this, because a no-bid contract was awarded to halliburton for the "reconstruction of MSG", * is hustled through the secret tunnel to MSG, gets in the elevator up to the stage at the convention. OF COURSE, the elevator malfunctions and goes the speed of light by "accident" through the dramatically designed hole in the floor, and *'s head gets splattered all over the roof of the bullet-proof glass roof of his cage.

Cheney then assumes command, and ta-DAH, here's your new preznit wannabe, folks. Naturally, this ends all talk of dumping Cheney.

Doncha love the imagery? LOL