What should Kerry say to O'Neill when he calls him after he wins Nov 2?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

"Didn't you learn your lesson the first time a corrupt disgraced president sent you to do his dirty work?"

[XanaDUer]

1. How 'bout..."Kiss my ass, LOSERMAN!"

He probably won't , though.

[David Dunham]

2. Get ready for a big tax audit.

[unblock]

3. why on earth should kerry take that call??

[Proud2BAmurkin]

7. Take it? He should MAKE it

!

[xray s]

4. The race was close until you opened your pie hole

[Ghetto_Boy]

5. maybe that the 44th President does not suck, unlike the 43rd President

who really sucked BAD

[Jane Austin]

6. There's somebody at the Justice Department who'd like to talk to you.

n/t

[Proud2BAmurkin]

8. You and your buddies gonna be available in 08?

.

[Jane Austin]

9. Hey, John. You know that Federal Judgeship you wanted?

(Cue Fred Willard)

"I don't THINK so!"

[mbali]

11. Bwahahahaha!!! n/t

[Proud2BAmurkin]

10. I won, and my hair is real.

.

[Jane Austin]

12. Good News!

Our health-care-for-everyone should be able to take care of those bags under your eyes.

[JohnDoe1]

13. Thanks...

for helping me win. I appreciate it.

[imax2268]

14. Hey O'Neill...

Yea...it's me John Kerry...no you can't call me by my first name...you can call me Mr President if you don't mind...thanks...hey listen...remember the Dick Cavett show way back when...I know I made you look like a punk...but guess what...I DID IT AGAIN ASSHOLE...!

I have some friends in the JAG that want to have a few words with you...

Hello...are you there...?

[Jack Rabbit]

15. No one has to make O'Neill look like a punk

O'Neill does that all by himself.

[imax2268]

16. true...

very true...especially when Oliphant punked his ass...classic...

[iwantmycountryback]

17. Hey O'Neill

You can call me Mr.President now. See, now that I have this job, I have the powers of the Patriot Act. See, I know it's not Constitutional, but the Constitution should not apply to people like you. Have fun in a cold jail cell. Maybe I'll put you in Abu Ghraib.

[KC21304]

18. It's hell when you start lying and then can't keep your stories

straight, ain't it ?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. "Bite me."

Or words to that effect.

[LostInAnomie]

20. Get ready to be federally prosecuted for libel

eom

[ContinentalOp]

21. You're drafted!

I couldn't help but notice your exceptional special ops and dirty tricks skills in the past few months. I'll need you on the next plane to Baghdad because we have a special little job for you.

[mfritz]

22. "I'm John Kerry, beeatch!"

Then laugh and hang up.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

24. Kerry calls O'Neill

How about Kerry calling and asking, "The Prez here, O'Neill, I was wondering when the Veterans Administration can expect your medals back? Would you please gather up the rest of the Swift Boat Vets medals at one of your monthly meetings and just send them all back en masse? And while I have you on the line, should I go ahead and order the VA to update your DD214s or would you rather do it?"

I feel sure they wouldn't want to keep "tainted" commendations.

:P

[Blue_Roses]

23. being the gentleman that John Kerry is he wouldn't say anything

but I would say "paybacks a bitch" :evilgrin:

[Proud2BAmurkin]

25. "Hey John. I can safely say I WON'T be in Cambodia January 20"

"buh bye!"

[BillZBubb]

26. The arrest warrant is at your door.

The Federal Marshalls will take you to the Federal building for booking.

[DenverDem]

27. You are under arrest for treason.

Prepare to meet your God.

[napi21]

28. I doubt Kerry would acknowledge O'Neil with a phone call.

I sure wouldn't. Why even acknowledge that the jerk even exists?

It's probably illegal, but I'd be inclined to maybe mention "I wonder if that law firm in Houston is really filing legit. tax returns." Gee, luck of the draw if there's an in-depth audit.

[blondeatlast]

29. Nothing. nt

[renotyme]

30. all's well that end's well

[cidliz2004]

31. LOSER!!!!!!!!!! or

F--k Y--!!!

[Scorpious_Maximus]

32. I got one....

"You have the right to remain silent... anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..."

[LoZoccolo]

33. Nothing.

Who cares about little men like that when you're gonna be president?