Call girls from London, Seattle and California headed to GOP convention

[Cyrano]

Story in NY Daily News:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/206962p-178564c.html

Why ARE these women coming to NYC? Republicans are highly moral people who would never use a call girl (or boy?). I just can't imagine what makes these prostitutes think they can earn any money.

Oh, the stench of hypocrisy.

[demnan]

1. To give the Republicans AIDs?

:shrug:

[jean]

2. repubs would say the call girls are planning to interact with protesters

[Jacobin]

3. Hope the girls wear wet suits

Gack, having to "do" these freepers would be ....

[NewYorkerfromMass]

4. Business will be down

a LOT of my friends and colleagues are avoiding the city next week.
One of them because NJ Transit has CANCELLED several trains due to Penn Station capcity being reduced by tightened security.
The GOP SUCKS!!!!

[Cyrano]

7. Business will be way up.

No pun intended.

The prostitutes aren't coming there for New Yorkers. They're coming for the delegates to the convention. You know, those high minded people who condemn the rest of us to hell for not believing that George W. was put in office by God.

[klook]

5. They're really Weather Underground

members just released from prison. The prostitute thing is just a cover so they can get to a good location for brick throwing.

[hang a left]

6. What is there a hooker hotline or something?

How the hell do they find out this stuff?

[Cyrano]

8. Read the article

[hang a left]

11. At your request I did.

My bad.

[oasis]

19. They get their info from Dick Morris' website.

:evilgrin:

[RobertSeattle]

9. I thought the gop didn't like "polls"...

[swag]

10. Minor point of clarification re: "call girls"

a fragment of the poem "Packing a Musket" by Jerri Blank

When you work from your home, and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl.
When you walk till you're limp, and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore.
When they're beggin ya please, to get down on your knees, near their groinage,
scusa me, but ya see, don't ya touch, where they pee, without coinage.



(note: also sounds great sung to the tune of "that's amore.")

[WhereIsMyFreedom]

12. Time to pull out the cameras and reveal

the party of "family values" for what they really are.

[SotarrTheWizard]

13. You're really surprised. . .

. . .gee, WHORES at the GOP convention ? How could you tell them from the regular delegates ???

[Cyrano]

14. It's easy. The delegates will be the ones denouncing "whores."

[no_hypocrisy]

15. We're IMPORTING call girls?!! What's the matter with our homegrown

variety? It would more patriotic to buy American.

P.S. Before I get flamed for appearing to be misogynist, I believe prostitution should be legalized, and the government should pick up the tab for their healthcare (like in Austria).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. Those poor, deluded women.

Traveling all that distance for no business at all, since those moral, godly Republicans would never even consider engaging the services of a working girl. </sarcasm>

I hope some of them name names...

[Cyrano]

17. With any luck, two or three of these working women will

relate how Tom DeLay got them up to his suite and spanked them for being bad, bad girls who need some righteous, "Christian" discipline.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Or, better yet,

Tom DeLay hires one of them to tie him up with leather straps and spank him and tell him what a bad, bad boy he is. Repubs all look like S&M aficionados.